1. Wear a comfortable clothes so you wouldn't have to rip it off accidentally if you became batshit drunk.
2. Have your wallet in you bra, cuz you will probably misplace it. You don't want to come home walkin broke at night do you?
3. Never bring your cellphone with you. Trust me. You don't want to see your wasted pics the next morning.
4. Bring protection....like a gun or som'in for emergency.
5. Disguise yourself as someone else. So if you caused an embarrassing scene or commotion, they wouldn't know that it's you.
6. Have a trusted friend with you who's sober so he/she could guide you back home.
7. Have an aspirin the next morning. Shits gonna be outta real
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