Izzy and Steven sniffed a little crack and drank two bottles of absinthe before cooking their dinner.
"What're we cooking with again?" Asked Steven to his friend.
Izzy shrugged with an answer. "A soup with sliced fish meat, like in the French cuisine that we went into yesterday."
The blonde drummer frowned. "Isn't it in a Japanese restaurant?"
"No it's not. I'm pretty sure it's French, cuz they love sushi. They even said Bonjure, which is by the way translate to konichiwa."
"And what's konichiwa?"
"Where's the restroom."
"Cool"
As they put the ingredients in the pot, Steven couldn't help but wonder why the chopped fish sank down. "Hey Izzy?"
"Yes bruh?"
"Why is the chopped fish ain't floating up?" The drummer asked.
"Why would it float up?" Izzy was weirded out.
"Cuz it's dead. And anything that's dead floats." Steven answered back. "Remember my goldfish? It floated up the water when it died. So why would this chopped fish sank down?! I mean, they're both dead fish right? Why would it be different?"
Izzy slowly nodded in realization. "Yeah...come to think of it. Man! You're such a genius!!!"
Steven shook his head. "Nah man. I'm just high."
His band mate chuckled. "We both are."
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