DRUNK LEGENDS

Being Caught In Dah Action

I was drinking one bottle of mojito with one of my best friends, Aibee in my room. The song of It's So Easy by Guns n' Roses were blaring so loud through the small speaker that we got and kept on headbanging so wildly.

As we're about to be wasted, my 11 year old young bro came inside and saw us. He dropped his Jaws off in shock. Damn it. I fucking forgot to lock my fuckin room...

"Oh my gosh!" He gasped. But then slowly smiled...evily. "Can't wait to tell dad!"

I glared. "No you won't!"

"Yes I will!"

"I swear to Kurt Cobain, I'll fuckin rip you in half!"

"You just gave me an another reason to tell dad." He smirked, mocking me.

I felt like a bursting volcano. "FINE!" I was going to my last option. "What do you want???"

"Gimme 5 dollars and I'll shut up."

"Ah... Dude? I'm jobless. That means I'm broke. I'm still depending on mom n dad to survive."

He rolled his eyes. "You're such a useless 18 year old. No wonder the whole world is suffering."

"Do you smell that?" Asked Aibee suddenly.

I looked at her confused. "Smell what?"

"Smells like BURNING! OOHHH!!!"

"Damn it." I muttered. "So you're now siding with him? Such a great friend. 👏👏👏"

"Cmon." She laughed. "Your bro got that mouth."

I returned my focus at my bro, formulating some remark to come back. "Oh yeah? You should be the one to have a job! You're abusing your times as a kid!"

"Sis...child labor is illegal. You'll be put to jail if I told the cops you forced me to work." He retorted casually.

"Ugh! You're so smart! I hate you!" I shouted, getting really annoyed.

"I'm waiting sis." He vented, arms crossing on his limp chest. "What it's gonna be?"

"Ugh!" I groaned, then gave up finally. "Okey. I'll do your laundry for the day."

"For a month." He battled.

"No way douche!" I rebuked. "I'll take a week."

He rolled his eyes. "Fine. Deal."

"Good." I sighed in relief.

Then my mom passed by...

"Hey, does anybody sa--AH! WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' YOUNG LADY?!"

Ah great.

Fml.