This Is (Unfortunately)ME

7/5/2019

I'm Horny Let's Get It

College was so fucking stressful at the moment. I mean, it was always stressful, but lately it had been so bad I needed some type if release.

Not like that, you perv.

I needed a good old fashioned distraction. And I knew just how to get one. I decided I wanted to have a weekend sleepover with my best friend in the whole wide world.

Her name is Scream, and she is beautiful. No her real name is not Scream. Her parents don't hate her. Her government is Breyella. Most people call her Yella for short. Which is where I got Scream. You get it?

Yella. Yell. Scream?

Oh my damn I am so lame.

Anyway, as I was explaining. Scream is beautiful, so beautiful that she had girls and guys coming from all around just to try at a chance to claim her for a night. Too bad Scream was strictly clitly. Ha ha. You get it?

Ah fuck you..

It was Friday night during late May so I was burning up more than a whore in church. I had just got off the phone with my study group leader. That dumb bitch was trying to schedule a session last fucking minute again. Like baby if you didn't study for exams by now, you're royally fucked.

I sighed when I saw the time on my tv screen. It was six already and my best friend would be here by seven. I had approximately sixty minutes to shower, change, and clean up my apartment so that it looked less lived in. I knew I didn't have to do any of this seeing as Scream doesn't give a fuck about any of that. She had seen me at my near worse, but that didn't matter to me. I always wanted to put my best foot forward and be a good host.

After a good twenty minute shower, I changed into my favorite fuck me shorts and t-shirt. I sprayed myself and put on lotion before beginning to tackle my messy casa.

Dusting, vacuuming, dishwashing, and scrubbing happened before I heard a knock on my door. I looked through the peep hole and snatched the door open.

"BEST FRIENDDD!" I yelled launching myself on my baby Scream. I wrapped my body around here's like a koala and refused to let go. My face was already in her neck secretly sniffing her when she laughed.

"Damn did you miss me?" She asked playfully. I rolled my eyes when her hands fell down my waist before settling on my ass. I didn't bother to bring it up seeing as she would just say she was 'holding me up'.

"Yes. Stop leaving me." It didn't sound like English with my face in her neck.

She scoffed and began walking us to the living room. I was about to say something about my door, but she had kicked it with her foot. "Girl I didn't leave you. I just went back home to my apartment."

You still left me.

"Anyway, you have any plans for this best friend weekend since you invited me?"

She gently sat me on the couch. I wanted to pout and complain but didn't bother. She was a jerk so she would just tell me to stop being a baby.

"Well first things first. Did you bring the stuff?"

She smiled and shook her head. Next thing I knew, a mountain of candy, chips, and other junk was being dumped on my coffee table. It took everything in me not to squeal like the pig I was.

I picked up a bag of gummies and started the Netflix. I wanted to watch crime shows, while she wanted to watch some stupid supernatural show. We both agreed to watch Austin Powers in the end though.