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"YOU BETTER GET YO CRUSTY MUSTY ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY OR YOU'RE ABORTED!" I shrieked into the phone, leaving an autistic voicemail for my number one hoe. The game was set up, and everyone was just now joining.
/thanoisthicc69 has joined! /tapemedaddy has joined! /greenmight has joined! /rockhard has joined! /rejectpikash!t has joined! /hippityhoppitybish has joined! /floatypotato has joined!
The pounding of someone at my door made me whip my head around and get whiplash. I screeched as the door slammed over, revealing an out of breath guy.
"Gaming week..." Magnus huffed, clenching his ass cheeks as he gripped the door. I materialized a green appendage from my arm and yeeted him over to me, making him smack a bean bag.
"Bitch it's about time. The thot gang is joining." I pointed to the screen to show him, to which he nodded, almost impressed.
/darknessismylife has joined! /betterthenallmight has joined! /daddyissuesarehot has joined! /pinkypie has joined! /tentaclehentai has joined! /iwhipmytailbackandforth has joined! /sugardaddy has joined! /robotic-policeofficer has joined! /frenchfriesarefab has joined! /hardcorerockthot has joined!
"Holy shit, your class are actual gods." Magnus whispered, as if ushering a prayer. On the screen, they were working together to make houses or just straight up abominations. A classic really.
"You know, I don't think most of these people know how to play." I snickered, adjusting my headphones and mic. He connected his controller to my xbox, or the thot box, and logged in, a smile on his face.
/nibbatelojones has joined!
"Had to do it to 'em." To which he immediately went through my chests, yoinked a sword and started slaughtering my classmates. I turned on my microphone and instantly regretted it.
"DON'T SAY THE N WORD."
"SPARE COOCHIE MA'AM?"
"WHO THE FUCK IS KILLING ME?! I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE, YOU FUCKING BIT-"
/nibbatelojones has killed betterthenallmight
"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!"
"THAT IS ONE LONG DONG."
"THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!"
"I'M FINNA GET A BIG TIDDY GOTH MINECRAFT GF BOYS!"
