unhealthy exercise

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"I SWEAR TO JAH THAT I'M SANE." I waved my chopsticks in the air, as if I was doing a Harry Potter spell on the male in front of me, currently choking on his ramen.

"Bruh, if you're sane then I've got the biggest pee pee in the world." Magnus stopped dying to deliver his sentance, a smug smile on his features. I slurpped up the remainder of my noodles and slammed my bowl down, surprisingly not cracking it.

"Yeet yeet self delete!" I screamed, throwing one of my chopsticks at the male, who cowered and shrieked, arms raised in defense. He lowered his arms and gave a smug grin, wiggling his eyebrows.

"Yeet yeet I beat my meat-"

"Could Miss Sokodu Y/N please go the principals office. Thank you." We both looked up, as if to see the rat principal actually talking on the roof. I sighed, sliding out of the booth like seat and held my bowl and gave a salute to the male.

"God speed, legend, god speed." He saluted back, a stern look on his face. I nodded before walking off, to put my bowl away and to venture into the dungeon of the principal.

"What do you mean I can't participate?" I ask, standing in my feet as my hands were planted on the table. The hand of Scorpio held my shoulder, lightly pushing me back down to my seat.

"Sorry kiddo, it just wouldn't be fair." He mumbled sadly, giving me a pity look. Nezu put down his tea and gave a slow nod.

"Indeed. But! I hope you'll be the commentator for the sports festival!" He announced, giving a smile. My attitude did a one eighty as I walked a smile.

"Sounds great to me! Who's doing it with me?" I ask, rather excitedly. I saw Scorpio give a confused look from the corner of my eye.

"Are... uh, you sure? I know you could get the crowd cheering Y/N, but your humor is just..." He trailed off, expecting me to know where he was going with this sentance. I clicked my tongue, rolling my head around to see the taller male, a smile in my features.

"I'll keep myself in check, no promises however. And my sense of humor is godly! Thank you very much." I huffed, crossing my arms over my chest. The older male just sighed before turning back to Nezu.

"Well, you heard her. She'll be the commentator with Hizashi." He announced, rather lazily. I perked up, a grin on my features. Nezu raised a paw, shaking his head.

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