Domestic Avengers!

Phone Call (I suck at titles)

Wednesday. The most boring day of the school week, it wasn't at the beginning of the week like Monday and Tuesday and it wasn't at the end of the week like Thursday and Friday, it was just there, in the middle. Nothing ever happened on wednesdays and Peter Parker knew this, so as he sat in his fourth period class, chemistry, with his best friends Ned and MJ, Peter was prepared to be bored to death

The teacher, Mr. Smith, was in the middle of his lesson, a lesson Peter wasn't listening to as he already knew all of this, when suddenly a random phone in the room started to ring and Peter quickly pulled out his phone

"Ah! Mr. Parker! You know the rules, the front of the class and put it on speaker, now Mr. Parker." Mr. Smith added when he saw that Peter hadn't moved. Peter begrudgingly went to the front of the class and answered the phone putting it on speaker

{Baby Boy~} a voice on the other side said in a singsong voice

"Is that your boyfriend Parker?" Flash asked laughing along with his 'friends'. Peter looked annoyed but instead of saying anything Peter just glared and flipped Flash off. The class except Ned and MJ looked shocked that Puny Penis Parker would flip Flash off while Ned facepalmed and MJ gave Peter a thumbs up

"What the hell do you want Wade?" Peter sounded annoyed

{Jesus, Petey-pie, can't a mercenary call his baby-boy randomly?} the voice asked

"Wade, what's wrong? And don't say nothing, I know you better than that." Peter said and the voice was quiet for a moment before they heard a sigh

{It's just Vanessa,} Peter's face softened

"Aww, babe," Peter knew that that would make Deadpool feel better if he played along with their bromance, "Let's talk about it, Kay?" Peter smiled lightly taking the phone off speaker and shushing the class

After a few minutes Peter sighed looking at his class, "Hey Wade, I gotta go, but we'll go buy tacos later, also don't unalive anyone, just cause you're Deadpool doesn't mean you can unalive people, yeah, bye babe," Peter hung up the phone and looked at Mr. Smith

"Sorry Mr. Smith, my friend just had an emergency, but I got it covered, continue your lesson, also yes that was Deadpool," Peter said and sat down at his desk next to Ned and MJ

Mr. Smith looked shocked and looked back at the class, "O-okay, let's continue, shall we class?" he said shakily and resumed his lesson

A/N: so this kinda sucks, but should i do a part two? and if so would you rather see:

1) Peter and Deadpool hanging out and eating tacos after the phone call

or

2) Peter gets another phone call but from somebody else 

please tell me