"Let's get one thing straight here, Buck," Steve stated, grabbing his best friend's shoulders. "I will fight anyone that insults you. Don't test me. I'll do it."
"Anyone?" Bucky asked.
Steve nodded, "Anyone."
"Even the president of the United States?" Bucky tried again.
"Yes."
"The Queen of England?"
"Abso-fucking-lutely."
"The kid?" Bucky finally said after a moment of silence.
"Tony's kid?"
"Yeah."
"Which one? Morgan? Peter? Harley?"
"All of them."
"I'd give them a stern lecture."
"Okay, good."
Steve shook Bucky lightly, "What's with all the questions? I already said I'd fight anyone that insults you!"
Bucky pointed to himself, "I am a cold, heartless, piece of human garbage."
Steve let go of Bucky's shoulders, lifting his fists as tears poured out of his eyes, "Alright, square up, you beautiful bitch."
A/N: Okay-- so I might be posting to calm my nerves, but like come on, finals aren't good for anyone right???????
Cyn
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Domestic Avengers!
FanfictionOne-shots about the Avengers and Spidey Requests are open Any ship except Starker Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel or any of the characters
