I had no idea what to write... but someone said write Spideypool, so I'm writing Spideypool :/
Idk I'm tired so this might be sucky
Who am I kidding? This will totally be sucky, anyway continue and enjoy the best you can with my sucky sleep deprived story 😑😑😑
Also this is a side note, this is like they were just talking and Deadpool randomly appears. I'm not going through the trouble of figuring out how MJ fits in this, you do it yourself. I'm lazy
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Story is based on this BTW^^^^
The 'Spider Gang' as Peter B. Parker had so eloquently put it were sitting on the roof of a random building having a normal Spider to Spider conversation, well as normal as a Spider to Spider conversation can be
"So Gwen, how's band practice?" Peter asks being the Spider-dad of the group
Gwen looked at him and smiled, "it's going great Peter, I really think we can get a full house for our next concert!" Gwen rambles excitedly
"That's great! What about you Penni? How's the new robot?" Peter asks the younger female Japanese version of himself
"The robot is great! I've been fixing it up a little, it's a bit more responsive, but I think something is missing from Father's original design," the young anime girl drawled while Peter put his had up to his chin and thought for a second
"Have you tried to {insert science and engineering and mechanical talk} and when you've done that you should, {insert more talk that Im to stupid to understand}," Peter offers and the girl thinks it over before nodding
"That's a really good idea! Thanks Pete!" Penni happily shouted
"Miles, how's your week going, kid?" Peter asked his *cough, cough* favorite *cough* Spider *cough, cough*
"My week's going great! Me and my dad went out and he actually let me spray paint a wall- it was a memorial for Uncle Aaron- of course he had me do it on police owned property, but they liked it so much that they asked me if I could make more for the department, they even said they'd pay me!" Miles talks and suddenly stops, "oh, sorry I'm rambling," Miles blushes and Peter only chuckles
"Kid it's alright, you remind me of when I was a teenager, Stark always said I was a motor mouth," Peter feels nostalgic for a moment and has a short conversation with the newest Spider before Miles starts talking to the other teens in the group and Peter turns to the other to adults
"So Noir, you figured out that rubik cube yet?" Peter asked the mother of the group, Spider-Man Noir was basically that one type of mom who knew nothing about technology or modern anything
Noir looked in his bag and pulled out the still mismatched cube and sighed giving a sad, "no"
Peter turned to Spider-Ham, who was basically that really weird Uncle that everybody loves, Ham was weirdly dancing and Peter was not about to ask why
Peter was about to say something else when suddenly all the Spiders stopped and looked in a certain direction, Spidey-sense buzzing, in the distance they could see a small red-ish figure yelling
"Oh no, how is he even here?" Peter whined and the others looked confused everybody had put on their masks and Penni had her robot ready
"How is who here?" Miles asked mask still on
"Him," Peter pointed at the figure who was suddenly larger and lunged at Peter
"SPIDEY!" The figure shouted and jumped on Peter, "Deadpool, watcha doing here?" Peter asked
"Oh you know, crossing through dimensions trying to find my sweetums, who left this morning without giving me my kiss," Deadpool whined, still hugging Peter with his legs wrapped around Peter's waist
Peter sighed trying to get out of the hug, "if I give you what you want will you go home Wade?"
"'Course Petey-Pie," okay, if the spiders weren't confused before, they were now, they knew Peter hated these sort of nicknames immensely
"Peter, who is this guy?" Noir asked standing in-front of the other, younger, Spiders and Ham
"This is Deadpool, he will be leaving soon, won't you," The hidden aggression behind that comment wasn't very hidden
Deadpool punt his arms up in surrender at that comment, his legs still wrapped around Peter's waist, "I'll go, I'll go, just give me what a want,"
"Fine," Peter whined and kissed Deadpool on the lips, through their masks, "one more, no mask this time sweetums," Deadpool asked
"No, you said one kiss because I left without giving you a kiss, so I gave you your kiss, now go home," Peter sighed
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"Yes,"
"No— god damn it! Wade please go home babe, I'm busy right now," Peter practically begs and Wade shakes his head
"I'll see you at home," he says and walks over to the side of the building and throws Deadpool off the side
The spiders rush over in horror, "Peter, What the FU—"
"He'll be fine, he's immortal, he'll heal in a few minutes,"
That's the end, it was sucky, I'm sorry to have torture you with this, have a nice day or something
