You can't lie to me. You know that this conversation would and probably has happened between Spidey and Deadpool at some point in one of the endless Marvel Universes.
Spider-Man and Deadpool where sitting on a random roof eating chimichangas and churos when Spidey got curious, "Hey, Deadpool,"
"Hmm?" Deadpool replied his mouth full of chimichanga and churo, which was kinda gross to be honest
"You have a healing factor right?" Peter asked as he finished the last of his chimichanga and picked up his churo, starting to eat it separately from the chimichanga, unlike someone
"Yeah, why?" Wade took the last bite of his chimichanga churo
"Let's say, I were to... I don't know, cut off your head, will your body grow a new head, or will your head grow a new body? Or both and then there'll be two Deadpools," Peter stared at the black and red clad immortal merc
Deadpool shrugged, "I don't know. Cut off my head and find out."
Peter looked slightly worried, "Won't it hurt?" He asked
"Oh it's gonna hurt like a bitch, but we are doing this for science!" Deadpool fist pumped in the air
"For science!" Peter joined in
A/N: So, tell me what do you want to happen? Deadpool regrows a head, Deadpool regrows a body, or both
Anyway, bye peeps
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Domestic Avengers!
FanfictionOne-shots about the Avengers and Spidey Requests are open Any ship except Starker Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel or any of the characters