Lance pov
The team and I are sitting the in lounge with these weird cup things that fill with your favorite drink or whatever you want. I really don't understand Altean technology.
My cup fills up with bubbly Coca Cola and I gulp it down in a matter of seconds. Then, it fills again.
"Hey guys, what did you guys get?" I ask. Hunk looks up, "I got Sprite." "Monster" Pidge says. "Coca Cola" Shiro says. I pull a huge smile, "finally someone else who prefers Coke over Pepsi." Shiro looks over with a smile, " Hello fellow man of good tastes." He says in an old English accent. "Hello to you to kind sir." I reply. Shiro opens his mouth to say something but Keith cuts him off, "I got Dr. pepper." Shiro and I share a look then stare at Keith with a look of shock, betrayal, and disgust." "How could you? I thought you were my brother?" Shiro says still using the accent, wiping fake tears. " You are our mortal enemy, we must plan a war. We shall make an alliance with Pepsi to take down our mutual enemy. " I say. "Sir Lance, we must go. You are announcing plans to the enemy. We must discuss in secret." Shiro says, standing. He starts to walk out, me trailing behind. Before we exit, "This means war."
As we walk out we hear a chorus of "What the fuck just happened."
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I really don't understand why I made this or how it came to life. I don't even drink soda. The fuck. What the fuck is going through my head right now. What kind of drug did I take?
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Lance Shots
FanfictionProbably no longer updating Heyo.... I'm changing the description... again 😀 This book was the is full of the first things I've ever written, little stories with plots. The beginnings were..... horrendous. Hopefully, I have improved.... hopefully...
