13) Snake

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Right so I haven't published anything new for what, five days? so I have decided to just show you this train wreck that I've tried to write. It's my reason for not writing. Inspiration is not flowing.

"Oh, I've always wanted a pet snake, Mr. Fell."

The girl looked adoring at Crowley, who was curled around Aziraphale's neck.

"They're ever so cute!"

"Oh, um, well, there's many books on snakes here. Why don't you go browse, dear."

Crowley hissed at her back.

"I know, but I can't just kick a customer out!"

Eventually, the girl left, and Aziraphale closed up shop.

Crowley turned back into his human form again, and laughed.

"Ha! The girl thought I was cute!"

"If she had, I'd agree."

Crowley blushed.

"I'm not!"

"But she said that snakes in general are cute."

"Shut up."

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