Awkward Antics [Sanders Sides Highschool AU] Prinxiety+Logicality

Chapter 19

So romantic 💘 |

Virgil felt as though he could cry. Staring up at Deceits masked face "Step off freak. I don't fucking believe for one second that you could be my soulmate."

Patton felt pure confusion "Fuu--ck-ing?"

Virgil gasped as he put a hand over his mouth and started at Patton in shock "Patton! N-no!"

Deceit smirked and held back a laugh "Nice one Virgil! Speaking of fucking, Patton, do you want to know where babies come fr-"

Deceit was cut off by a sword to his neck.

"Don't you flipping dare!" Roman threatened

Virgil was having trouble finding the words to say, he had always been so careful...

He needed to fix this.

"Patton!" he quickly moved over to where the innocent boy was standing "please don't ever say that word again! I love you so much and I'm so sorry I did this..."

Patton tilted his head "Sorry? What do you mean, " he could see the anxiety in Virgil's eyes so he smiled sweetly "I won't say...that word again okay?"

Virgil sighed in relief and he gave Patton a hug.

He pulled away and turned back to Deceit. "Hey, you! If you really think you're my soulmate, then let's go on a date!" he challenged

Deceit smirked and he grabbed Roman's arm, lowering it slowly before walking over next to Virgil "Sounds lovely~"

Virgil hated that sly look Deceit had; it reminded him of his old life.

Virgil was pulled out of his thoughts by Roman who was now complaining about how Deceit wasn't even wearing a party hat but he was also mentioning how the liar wasn't even invited.

Deceit grabbed a purple party hat and strung it on, on top of his hat.

Patton sat there awkwardly...trying to figure out how to ease the tension in the room, he sort of felt responsible for it.

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The next day-

Roman gasped.

He sat up in bed, his facemask almost falling off.

Eureka!

What if Virgil, Roman, Deceit, and Emilie had a double date?!

Roman had started online dating with Emilie, after meeting him on that dating app, and they had already planned there In real-life date.

Since Virgil needed to go on a date with the snake guy...they could just have an adorable double date!

'And...maybe after the date, I can take Emilie back to my place and we can...'

Roman had already made up his mind. He began texting Emilie what he wanted to do, after getting the OK, he texted Virgil.

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Virgil got a text from Roman

Oh. My. Gooseberries! Virgil! I have marvelous news!
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:21

Watt
Sent

Listen well and listen good!
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:21

We're texting I can't listen
Sent

Fuck
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:21

Can you like not use facts and logic? Thank you
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:21

It triggers me
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:21

Right
Sent

Scree
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:21

Anyways, you, Deceit, me, and Emilie! Double date! We could go to that one cafe and get your date out of it while I get to be adorable for social media.
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:22

Wow you really have your priorities huh princey
Sent

You gonna cry if I don't agree?
Sent

Yes.
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:22

Ugh okay
Sent

A double date won't be as bad anyway
Sent

Two asholed two emos
Sent

My date isn't emo?
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:22

You just didn't deny you were an asshole!
Sent

Wait no
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:22

You admitted it! I win!
Sent

Fuck!
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:22

:(
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:22

Lmao
Sent

I'm never forgiving you for this ;-;
Sent from That one guy that's always in heat at 7:23

Good
Sent

I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in ice cream
Read at 7:23

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A/N: #1 In Virgil bitches