Awkward Antics [Sanders Sides Highschool AU] Prinxiety+Logicality

Chapter 10

The Next Day Afterschool-

Remy dropped off Virgil with a fist bump and then dropped off Roman.

He pulled into his driveway and saw none other than deceit sitting in his front porch.

"Hey? Look, babe,  make it quick I've got stuff to do." Remy studied his nails before looking back up at Deceit.

The snake smirked "Oh don't worry...I will."

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Virgil called Roman-

"Roman!"

"Jeez Emo nightmare! Do you have any idea what time it is? I was sleeping!"

"It's 8:30 PM you fucking loon and this is important!" Virgil said angrily.

"Okay, what is it?"

"Turn on the TV to the local news."

"You think I have cable?" Princey scoffed

"Then just google it."

"Ugh Fiiiiine." he typed in the local news station and saw the latest report.

"O-oh my God...Remy- is he okay?"

"He's in the hospital and is about as okay as the picture shows."

Roman tried to hold back his tears.

"Who could've done this?" he choked out

"Maybe you're psychopathic twin did it."

Roman mulled it over "I'll go talk to him."

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Deceit climbed up the stairs of his new apartment. His clothing was torn and bloody. He opened the door and greeted Remus who was sitting on the floor playing Uno with Deceits pet snake but instead of cards, it was poker chips.

"Ooo I saw the news report! You sure went hard, didn't you? I like it!"

"A sssssimple hello would've done." Deceit said sassily.

"Soooooooo what's next?! I think you should've brought Remy home! Have you seen him? Oh, I would've shown him a good time!"

"Remus...I'm willing to sssssstab ssssssomeone but making someone ssssspeak to you is a little far even for me. You are disgusting."

Remus smirked," Awwww you think I'm disgusting!"

Decei groaned  "Please Sssshut up!"

Remus giggled "Your adorable!"

Deceit rolled his eyes. "I'm going to take a sssshower." he said grabbing a towel from the cupboard.

Remus held up his hand "I'll come too!"
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Roman texted Remus

Remus we need to talk
Message sent from Onii Chan~ 💦💦 at 8:30 PM.

I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
Sent

No...Remus this is serious
Message sent from Onii Chan~ 💦💦 at 8:30 PM.

Did you do that to Remy?
Message sent from Onii Chan~ 💦💦 at 8:30 PM.

Do wat
Sent

Damn he's hot I would do a whole lot to him if you know what I'm sayin
Sent

Remy is hurt
Message sent from Onii Chan~ 💦💦 at 8:30 PM.

Really? Nah not me gurl
Sent

Such a hot stud I would never dare even touch such a perfect face 😩
Sent

Well maybe I would...your giving me ideas
Sent

Remus no.
Message sent from Onii Chan~ 💦💦 at 8:31 PM.

K bai I have to go make out with my body pillow
Sent

TMI
Message sent from Onii Chan~ 💦💦 at 8:30 PM.

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Virgil groaned. It was the weekend now and he was so bored.

Just before he could literally fucking die of boredom, Patton called him for help with his math.

Patton was very bad at math, which was the whole reason he was held back. He had failed math the previous year and was making D's this year. He didn't understand it.

He always thought he was just dumb, that he couldn't help it because he was stupid. So he was frustrated when his teacher would yell at him.

Ms. Sterichet was the worst teacher he had ever had. She constantly yelled at him, always looming over his shoulder. The one and only time he had ever gotten a referral was in her classroom because he was 'talking'.

He was only asking for a pencil.

He was constantly plagued by his inability to do the math, he wanted to get better.

So he called Virgil over to help him.

Virgil was okay at math. He got B's in pretty much all of his classes. He helped Patton through his math. Patton liked addition the best, he says he likes it because it's positive.
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While they were doing math homework, Patton was taking notes. Because Virgils birthday was in less then a week now, and he had no idea what to get his emo baby!