Awkward Antics [Sanders Sides Highschool AU] Prinxiety+Logicality

Chapter 8

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The same day at lunch-

Patton and Virgil were sitting at there usual table. Patton had fallen asleep and Virgil let him snooze.

Roman ran in and hopped up on the table, holding out a rose for Patton.

Virgil shushed Roman quickly as it was clear Roman was about to start yelling something about love and other gay shit.

Roman looked at Pattin frowning. "I thought nap time was taken out of school?"

Virgil rolled his eyes and gave Roman some clay. "Why don't you make Patton something nice? Also, shut the fuck up." he whispered in Romans ear.

Roman held back the words he wanted to say to Virgil and started sculpting.

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In drama with Roman and Virgil:

Virgil was busy painting the set pieces when he was interrupted by a certain prince.
"Jesus! Princey you scared me."

"Sorry stormcloud. Anyways I'm bored. Entertain me."

Virgil stared at Roman "Go get a life. I'm not some sort of jester." Virgil continued to paint

"Nooooo! My rehearsal buddy is out sick and I'm bored! How about I help you paint?"

Virgil clicked his tongue and gave Roman the paintbrush before sitting down. "Fine. You do it."

"Yes!"

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Roman and Virgil walked together to Remys car. Virgil decided to take this opportunity to ask Roman about the photos.

"Hey, princey. What are these?" he held up the photos Roman had sent to Patton.

Romans face went Red as Remy turned to look at them, a grin forming on his face.

"Those are for Patton!"

"uh-huh." Virgil snickered

"Oh, get off my dick emo nightmare." roman grumbled

"Sure thing, but first I have to get on."

Roman's face went completely red as Remy lost it. Laughing hard Remy held up his hand where him and Virgil high fived "That was ssooo good babe!"

Virgil smirked "Thanks."

Patton ran up to the car and hopped in "Hey! Sorry, I'm late!"

Roman cleared his throat and tried to calm his blushing face. "No problem Patton. So...are you ready for our first date?~" Roman said smoothly as he seductively began to lean over the innocent boy.

"Ow!" Roman screamed girlishly as Virgil pinched him.

Patton giggled at that. "Yeah!"

Roman groaned "So let's drop off the dark and stormy night first, yeah?

"I don't think so." Virgil said crossing his arms "I'm coming."

"Wha- No! You can't follow Patton around for everything!"

"Watch me." Virgil whispered.

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Patton and Roman's date went okay, but it was nothing special. Roman had tried to put the moves on Patton but Virgil shut that down real quick.

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After the date with Remy:

"Ugh! I hate that stupid emo kid! He keeps cockblocking me!"

Remy looked at Roman "Ro, are you okay? I woulda expected you to want a Disney type relationship and not just care about the sex."

"I do care about Disney romance! I saved Patton at knifepoint! That's about as Disney as it gets! But prince charming needs something to fuck and I'll be damned if it's not my soulmate!"

Remy sighed "Your fuckin' weird"
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Later that night-

Hey princey wtf did you send Patton this time?
Sent from The walking condom at 8:37 PM

Really again? Look, I sent her cookies and that's all!
Sent

Her? You mean him
Sent from The walking condom at 8:37 PM

Patton is a boy
Sent from The walking condom at 8:37 PM

Oh yes that is right, isn't it?
Sent

Your an asshole
Sent from The walking condom at 8:38 PM

Also, I fucking know you sent him more than cookies you better pray for your godamn well-being cause if you sent him some nudes il kill you in ur sleep
Sent from The walking condom at 8:38 PM

Okay geez
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