The gayest begining ever after

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animal.rights has named the chat Unfairest

animal.rights has added  wolfchild, xX_Just.right_Xx, love(goddess), sleepy_gurl, evilfairy.io, dj_queen, dancing.queen, haircutgurl, dancing.swan, smileandwaveboys, mad_teapot, fairest, and sword.lady

animal.rights: Guys, this is a place to talk about any injustices.

love(goddess): Do you mean gays? Because nobody in this chat is straight.

dancing.swan: Wait, for real? Nobody?

wolfchild: No hereto allowed.

haircutgurl: This is gonna turn into us being gay and quoting memes, isn't it?

smileandwaveboys: obviously. was that not the plan?

fairest: Well, we're going to have to keep this chat a secret when we get back to school. Headmaster Grimm is super homophobic.

evilfairy.io: Just another reason to hate him.

dj_queen: He'll literally expel your ass right from the school.

fairest: Language!

xX_Just.right_Xx: It's okay Apple. Nobody but you cares.

love(goddess): Need some ice for that burn?

sleepy_gurl: Say whatever the fuck you want.

mad_teapot: Even if you want to just type Melanie Martinez lyrics in caps lock. MY FRIENDS DON'T WALK THEY RUN, SKINNY DIP IN RABBIT HOLES FOR FUN

sword.lady: I'm gonna stop you right there Maddie... no.

mad_teapot: Aww.

animal.rights: Guys...

wolfchild: *gays

animal.rights: ... fine. Gays... we're getting off topic. Read the chat name.

dancing.queen: Lemme just...

dancing.queen has named the chat no hetero

dancing.queen: There.

dancing.swan: Guys, help! Sparrow just texted me and asked me out!! Ewwwwww!!!

wolfchild: Why should any of us care?

smileandwaveboys: burn!!

haircutgurl: Imma slap a bitch

dj_queen: Why would you care Poppy?

love(goddess): Oh my fuck are you dating Duchess??

haircutgurl: No... maybe...

sleepy_gurl: rlly? her?

dancing.swan: Eff off Briar. You're in no place to judge. You're dating the girl whose supposed to curse you!

evilfairy.io: *who's. Also, what gives you the right...?

sword.lady: I'm dating my brother's ex.

mad_teapot: Which one?

fairest: Ha ha, lol.

animal.rights: Well it's definitely not me.

xX_Just.right_Xx: How do we know it isn't you...?

wolfchild: Cause she's dating me fuck off

sword.lady: BTW it's Apple.

smileandwaveboys: You'll never guess who I'm dating

mad_teapot: It's me.

smileandwaveboys: sHuT uP mAdDiE!!

dancing.queen: Since we're all saying who we're dating, I'm dating Melody.

xX_Just.right_Xx: Well I'm dating a literal goddess so fuck you!

dj_queen: Guys- sorry, gays. It's 3 am and my phone is going off and my dad is threatening to take it away for a month. Can we all just stop for now? Night everyone (don't respond!!)

So yeah, these are the ships in this story (please tell me if the ship name is wrong, I tried):

So yeah, these are the ships in this story (please tell me if the ship name is wrong, I tried):

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•Kaddie (Kitty and Maddie)

•Clondie (Cupid and Blondie)

•Bribelle (Briar and Faybelle)

•Popchess (Poppy and Duchess)

•Ramobella (Ramona and Rosabella)

•Melstine (Melody and Justine)

•Appling (Apple and Darling)

Thanks for reading everyone!!

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