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no hetero
mad.teapot: Kitty took my weed brownies.
headswillroll: No she didn't. I did.
mad.teapot: I thought you were bae. Turns out you're just fam.
dj_queen: Why the fuck do I even check my messages anymore.
fairest: You don't need to be that high again Maddie!
smileandwaveboys: You could always do what I suggested and share the weed.
mad.teapot: No. My weed.
headswillroll: Well I've got a whole pan of them here and there's no way you can eat all of that and not die.
mad.teapot: ...fine. But only because I'm being forced to.
mad.teapot: Bring them to me and Kitty's room.
fairest: BAD IDEA. NO.
fairest: Did you guys know I speak worm?
sword.lady: WAOH. That's so cool!!!
dancing.swan: Did you guys know the first dance move I could do WAS the worm?
dancing.queen: HAH. I'm beTter than y°u. Suck it duckess!
dancing.swan: Me am a disappointment to my whole family.
evilfairy.io: People tell me I'm a bitch, but I just don't see it. I just don't see it. I'm the perffect fairy.
wolfchild: Heatjer Chamfler is a muthix bicth. She ciuls steo on me ans I wood yhank het.
animal.rights: I can't even read what ur saying! 😭
sword.lady: she's literally sobbing. Gud job furry bitch.
wolfchild: nuuuuuuuuu soz bby and fick u Daelunh!
animal.rights: is okie me gets it.
sleepy_gurl: U no, I stabed me brother 1nce.
love(goddess): Wuuuah y u steb u brothwt?
sleepy_gurl: acksidint.
dancing.queen: I made my 9th oldist sister eat money once and r parentz dont kno.
smileandwaveboys: I fel lik me mahm no lik meh am me wan her b porud ov meh but she no b porud ov meh bcuhz meh iz dispontmnt.
mad_teapot: At least you have a mom. My mom left before I was born and left me with a gaping hole in my heart and severe trust issues when it comes to other people because my biggest fear is ending up alone and I make jokes to cope with my crippling depression and anxiety but this happiness is just a facade so nobody realizes how fucked up in the head I am.
xX_Just.right_Xx: Woah Deap My biggest secret is that I hate porridge and I prefer oatmeal
headswillroll: o fpm'y lmpe og o'm hpimh yp msle s hppf wirrm yp epmfrtlsmf dpmrfsy,
fairest: What the fuck
headswillroll: o dsof o fpm'y lmpe og o'm hpimh yp msle s hppf wirrm yp epmfrtlsmf dpmrfsy,
love(goddess): iz tat a keysmashh?
headswillroll: mp oy'd svyisl eptfd.
smileandwaveboys: Princess iz to hi to tipe I tranzlayte fooor uuu
dancing.swan: no bitch you can't type
mad.teapot: Lizzie says that she doesn't know if she's going to be a good queen to wonderland some day and she doesn't think so because she thinks she has more mental problems than her mom does.
love(goddess): oof. I no kan hit a barn with an aro I haz tat bad aym .
evilfairy.io: hoe r u thhat bad at shooting pointy love thingies ur litrallie the next love godes
love(goddess): shut ur moth fart butch
evilfairy.io: ur the moth fart butch xD
dj_queen: my dad wants me to be able to play classical flute like he did but classicxl music is the boringrst thing ever and I dont like flutr music.
sword.lady: Is okie. Destiny sucks ass.
fairest: bb no
sword.lady: I never wanted to do cpr on u appel i t was a actual kiss becuz I liked u from when I metu and I was hope u wud wake up becuz ov me being a herro.
fairest: but it worksex
sleepy_gurl: hahahahahahahahahaha ur tipo
animal.rights: I wouldnt have let the inchantchress in either my dad was right not to because she was a stranger and he was a child
xX_Just.right_Xx: Yeah it's so creepy because he's a kid and kids don't know people so they don't let them in because they don't know them and they're told stranger danger and it's a stranger so you don't know them so you don't let them in because you don't know them and they muhgbt be dangerous because they're a stranger and you don't know them because they're a stranger so what if they're dangerous and they try to hurt you that's why kids get taught stranger danger because strangers are dangerous becaus e they're people you don't know so why would you let a person you don't know that could be dangerous but you don't know if they're dangerous because you don't know them because they're a stranger why would a kid let them in?
evilfairy.io: was there a point to that long ass rant
xX_Just.right_Xx: stranger danger
haircutgurl: giis giis giis did u no I ken minf controlll peeple by singing.
dancing.swan: wut.
haircutgurl: ye.
fairest: So... we all spilled a bunch of secrets last night...
evilfairy.io: I want explanations for a lot of the shit we said.
sword.lady: How about we do this later because I actually have to focus or I'm going to fail. Can we please do this later?
love(goddess): Fine. We'll do this later courtroom style.
haircutgurl: Huh?
xX_Just.right_Xx: you'll see...
sleepy_gurl: Why do I feel like we're all going to be thrown in jail for what we said yesterday?
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