No hetero
xX_Just.right_Xx: How do y'all type on a keyboard? The real way you're supposed to type with all fingers or one finger at a time?
fairest: WE. ARE. IN. C L A S S!
xX_Just.right_Xx: I know. I'm bored. Answer the damn question, will you?
evilfairy.io: I-I use my fingers to touch the keyboard... g-gently... 👉👈
love(goddess): W-what... the everloving fuck...👉👈
sleepy_gurl: Please never come near me again.
smileandwaveboys: YOU SAY STYLES I SAY HARRY HARRY
mad.teapot: STYLES
smileandwaveboys: HARRY
headswillroll: STYLES
smileandwaveboys: LIAM
mad.teapot: STYLES
smileandwaveboys: ZAYN
headswillroll: STYLES
smileandwaveboys: WILDCATS
mad.teapot: WHAT TEAM?!
smileandwaveboys: HARRY
haircutgurl: somewhere this went wrong...
dancing.swan: y'all fucking FAILED miserably!
dj_queen: I hate math. Y'all, help me out! If the moon is made of cheese, and Saturn is 6, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
dancing.queen: Yellow.
wolfchild: Isn't it packing peanuts?
dancing.queen: Oh, right, because you carry the two.
fairest: What the hell are you guys talking about?!
sword.lady: Do you think lava would taste spicy?
animal.rights: Please don't eat lava.
sword.lady: But would it though?
fairest: Since it's made up of molten rock, lava would probably taste very bland and dusty. Also, I'm worried about you.
sword.lady: You should be. We're in Damsel in Distressing class for fucks' sake! My brothers are in their sword fighting class right now. I should be in that class!
evilfairy.io: HEY, I HAVE THE BEST JOKE. WHY IS PETER PAN ALWAYS FLYING?
sleepy_gurl: Because he NEVERLANDS.
evilfairy.io: CAUSE HE NEVERLANDS
evilfairy.io: FUCK YOU.
love(goddess): I love that joke. It NEVER GROWS OLD.
dancing.queen: It does have a nice HOOK.
haircutgurl: It TICKS to it's own rhythm!
headswillroll: I don't get it. I'm LOST, BOYS.
smileandwaveboys: (we ain't boys but it's required for the joke so...)
fairest: These jokes make me want to yeet myself out the nearest window.
animal.rights: Don't do that, it's too WENDY out.
wolfchild: I have a question that is completely unrelated to this. What shape is the sky?
mad.teapot: I also have a question: is a hot dot a sandwich?
sword.lady: Do straws have two holes or one?
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No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)
FanfictionRosabella wanted to start a chat room to talk about unfairest situations. She added 13 people. She didn't know was that she had started a gay nightmare. 🖤 crackship warning 🤐 also strong language warning Usernames: •Rosabella - animal.rights •R...
