No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)

Court

no hetero

fairest has changed the chat name to COURTROOM.

fairest: Alright people listen up. As my so-called "confession" was the most idiotic and drug-fueled, and therefore I have nothing to be put on trial for, I'm calling dibs on being your judge.

evilfairy.io: I WANT TO BE JUDGE!!!! FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW APPLE!!!

fairest has muted evilfairy.io.

fairest: no.

fairest: Aight. Our first order of business is Duchess, who stands accused of learning the worm at a really young age. I call the defendant to the stand. Please state your name for the court.

dancing.swan: what the fuck y'all know me!

fairest: Please state YOUR NAME. For the COURT.

dancing.swan: Uggggh fine. My name is Duchess Swan.

fairest: And do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you?

dancing.swan: If I must. Bitch.

fairest: I'll let that slide. Now, on the night of last night under, the influence of one of Maddie's edibles, you said, and I quote, "Did you guys know the first dance move I could do WAS the worm?" Please explain to the court, in your own words, what you meant by that.

dancing.swan: Well, my dirty secret is already out there. When I was little, maybe 2 or 3 I saw people doing the worm on TV and I was obsessed with trying to learn how to do it. Eventually I figured it out, even though I had the grace of an elephant with any other dance move. My family was so upset. My mom practically disowned me, not that I see much of her anyway since, you know, she's a swan.

dancing.queen: pfffft! Pathetic.

dancing.swan: OBJECTION. She has no right to text here right now!

fairest: Sustained. Justine, please kindly remove your thumbs from your phone.

fairest: Alright, the jury has come to a decision.

dancing.swan: What jury?

fairest: The jury finds the defendant...

dancing.swan: WHAT JURY?!

fairest: guilty and cringey as all hell.

dancing.swan: WHAT FUCKING JURY?!

fairest has muted dancing.swan.

fairest: shh. Faybelle Thorn's case will be next.

fairest has unmuted evilfairy.io.

fairest: Faybelle, you stand accused of being perfect. In the night of last night, under the influence of weed, you said, and I quote, "I'm the perffect fairy". Please tell the court in what way you're perfect.

haircutgurl: You didn't make her say her name! -Duchess

fairest: shut up. Faybelle, explain.

evilfairy.io: Have you met me? I'm perfect in every way bitch.

fairest: You're innocent of being perfect and guilty as fuck of being a mega bitch.

evilfairy.io: suck my ass.

fairest has muted evilfairy.io.

fairest: Next will be the case of Ramona Badwolf. I feel like what she said should be self-evident, but I can't understand what she said. So...