No hetero
sleepy_gurl: IN MY HOUSE, WE DON'T RUSH PEOPLE IN THE BATHROOM!
evilfairy.io: IN MY HOUSE, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE BATHROOMS!
sleepy_gurl: STOP HITTING THE DOOR WITH A BATTERING RAM!
evilfairy.io: IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS!
sleepy_gurl: YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!
evilfairy.io: AT LEAST MY HEAD ISN'T A TEA KETTLE!
sleepy_girl: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
evilfairy.io: I DON'T KNOW. I MIXED RED BULL AND ESPRESSO AND MOUNTAIN DEW AND NOW I CAN HEAR COLORS
sleepy_gurl: THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ALIVE IS A MIRACLE
mad.teapot: ...just stay alive that would be enough
evilfairy.io: TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!
sleepy_gurl: Shit. Wrong chat. Sorry guys!
fairest: Guys what the actual fuck
dancing.swan: Can't you have this argument in person?
sleepy_gurl: text fighting is better because it keeps people out of your business
wolfchild: So... how did that Red Bull/Mountain Dew/Espresso nightmare taste?
evilfairy.io: Like a higher form of existence that allowed me to see through time itself. My heart began to vibrate faster than the wings of a hummingbird flying at top speed until I became an astral projection of myself and came face to face with the god-forsaken thing that saw fit to allow me to live on this Earth. It asked me to justify the space I filled, but the words barely resonated in my ears, for all I could hear was my tell-tale heart hammering in my chest, anxiously attempting to make its daring
escape into the realm beyond the living world and all of the distractions this frivolous life creates.
wolfchild: ...sounds good where did you get the espresso from?
animal.rights: Babe... do I need to be worried...?
wolfchild: Every single one of my teachers decided that they all needed to give us a test on the same day PLUS Professor Rumplestiltskin's test is going to be 20 pages long.
dancing.queen: So your plan to get out of taking the tests is to take in so much caffeine your heart explodes?
wolfchild: Ha ha. I need to study, dipshit.
evilfairy.io: BRIAR. YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.
evilfairy.io: I'LL HAVE TO USE THE NUCLEAR OPTION.
sleepy_gurl: hoe don't u do it
evilfairy.io: HUSH HUSH HUSH BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH
love(goddess): What the fuck am I witnessing right now
headswillroll: Chaos better than even Kitty could make
smileandwaveboys: Fuck you
headswillroll: Love you too babe!
evilfairy.io: IM SINGLE AS I CAN BE YOURE SINGLE PERFECT FOR ME IM GONNA GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME
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No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)
FanfictionRosabella wanted to start a chat room to talk about unfairest situations. She added 13 people. She didn't know was that she had started a gay nightmare. 🖤 crackship warning 🤐 also strong language warning Usernames: •Rosabella - animal.rights •R...
