No hetero
shoes: IT IS 9:30 PM, I GOT A SHIT TON OF PAINT AND A TASTE FOR VENGENCE, NOW WHO'S READY TO GO AVENGE MY GIRLFRIEND??!!
midnight_magic: avenge me babe!
fairest: Does everyone have a copy of the school's floor plan that says what flag goes on what wall?
love(goddess): yeet
dancing.queen: Faybelle you got the fireworks?
evilfairy.io: I just got more from my guy in an alley in Bookend like an hour ago.
haircutgurl: that's mildly terrifying and I'm glad to hear it
xX_Just.right_Xx: I got a bunch of cheap ponchos we can just yeet away when we're done. Put your pajamas in under them so you don't have to change like you're in a musical and it's between scenes
dancing.queen: but I am in a musical
xX_Just.right_Xx: But you're not right now, are you?
haircutgurl: I got beanies for you fuckers to tie your hair back under because wall paint is a bitch to get out of hair and that would get y'all caught for sure
wolfchild: nOt ThE bEaNiEs!!1!!!
haircutgurl: relax, they were like ¢50 and they suck ass
wolfchild: I want to keep my beanie
haircutgurl: then you better be careful with the paint
sleepy_gurl: I have a fuckton of painter's tape because the lines need to be straighter than all of us combined
sword.lady: what, like that's hard? I could paint a line blindfolded and freehanded with the middle of the blade of a sword and still have it be straighter than any of you fuckers
dj_queen: Why are the lines on pride flags straight though...?
smileandwaveboys: Actually... that is weird though...
dj_queen: RIGHT?!
mad.teapot: I kidnapped 18 shopping carts from a grocery store so we can move the paint around the school silently
sk8erboi: I'm pretty sure that's a felony.
sk8erboi: I am clearly not worthy of being in the presence of such a master
mad.teapot: That's right, bow down to me peasant!
headswillroll: Can we go over who's painting which flag one more time?
sword.lady: I'm painting all the lesbians flags I'm the school
wolfchild: I got all the rainbow ones
midnight_magic: I'm doing the bi flags
mad.teapot: I get to do all the pan flags!
xX_Just.right_Xx: I'm painting the ace flags
dancing.queen: I got all the aro flags
haircutgurl: I'm painting all the demisexual flags. Heads up, the triangles will probably look like trapezoids because I can't angle tape for shit
fairest: I'll paint all the trans flags around the school
love(goddess): I'm doing nonbinary
shoes: I got genderfluid
sk8erboi: I do polysexual
dancing.swan: Agender
gatherer: I'm doing the blue gay male one
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No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)
FanfictionRosabella wanted to start a chat room to talk about unfairest situations. She added 13 people. She didn't know was that she had started a gay nightmare. 🖤 crackship warning 🤐 also strong language warning Usernames: •Rosabella - animal.rights •R...
