Class chat
Blondie: ANYONE WHO IS IN THE CAST FOR THE HEATHERS GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE AUDITORIUM RIGHT NOW. Y'ALL GOTTA LEARN CHOREOGRAPHY FOR THIS SHIT.
Holly: Stop. Swearing.
Faybelle: I think I'll just blow up the auditorium.
Poppy: nah bitch
Duchess: Why'd Poppy just drag Gaybelle backstage?
Duchess: *Faybelle
Lizzie: Don't fuck her back there!
Raven: Alright, please knock off the swearing.
Poppy: Why would I-
Apple: Why is Faybelle doing backflips off the ceiling in the auditorium...?
Cupid: Poppy.
Darling: What'd she try to blow up this time?
Maddie: Read up
Hunter: This is a common occurrence...?
Daring: It's pretty funny...
Faybelle: POPPY O'HAIR
Faybelle: IT FEELS LIKE THERES BUGS CRAWLING AROUND IN MY BRAIN.
Briar: o shit u ded
Faybelle: YOU ARE SUCH A FUCK ASS.
Cerise: Isn't she backstage? Why are you screaming in a gc?
Ramona: She left.
Poppy: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCK ASS YOU FUCK ASS?
Apple: Guys stop
Faybelle: DON'T CALL ME A FUCK ASS. GO SUCK A FUCK.
Cedar: I don't like reading so much swearing...
Poppy: HOW DOES ONE SUCK A FUCK?
Apple: STOP TEXTING AND FOCUS.
Faybelle: No. You can suck a fuck too.
Daring: Did... did that just happen?
Cerise: I don't know... this is getting interesting though.
Apple: HOW DO YOU SUCK A FUCK?! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Faybelle: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU CAN DO IT.
Apple: ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM?
Cupid: OH DAMN SHE'S BREAKING OUT THE LINES.
Maddie: Like cocaine?
Raven: I hope not...
Justine: lines for the play you goddamn crackhead
Apple: YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK?
Faybelle: YES. SUCK. A. FUCK. YOU. FUCK. ASS.
Apple: YOU'VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK?
Darling: Last I checked you don't have one of those.
Lizzie: pffffffft
Poppy: and I oop-
Duchess: NO. VSCO. GIRLS.
Holly: What is this chat anymore?
Apple: NORMALLY I'D SLAP YOUR FACE OFF
Faybelle: Fight me bitch.
Apple: AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH
Ashlynn: Can we please not have fighting?
Apple: BUT I'M FEELING NICE HERE'S SOME ADVICE LISTEN UP BIOTCH.
Rosabella: (I like)
Briar: (I like)
Faybelle: Fuck off you thot waffle:
Apple: Come Monday morning... you're dead.
Faybelle: O shit I'm the new dead girl walking.
Ramona: Fuck no. I'm not being JD for Faybelle.
Melody: She's got the destructive power of JD, let's face it.
Faybelle: Quick, I gotta break into someone's room to fuck them in the middle of the night before we go off and kill Apple with drain cleaner tomorrow morning.
Faybelle: Also. Someone's gotta get Apple absolutely hammered.
Holly: Holy spaghetti Swiss cheese what is happening here
Apple: I'm not drinking anything you give me just out of a general will to live.
Faybelle: I NEED IT HARD I'M A DEAD GIRL WALKING.
Justine: tHaT's My LiNe!!1!!
Cedar: Why is everyone swearing so much?
Faybelle: ... SLAP ME PULL MY HAIR TOUCH ME THERE AND THERE AND THERE AND NO MORE TALKING
Blondie: WE'RE NOT DOING THAT PART.
Ashlynn: Something's wrong with Briar. Her face is bright red.
Ramona: Thank god we're cutting that part. I mean, no offense Justine, ily no homo and all that, but I don't want to have to pretend to fuck you onstage in front of everyone's parents.
Justine: agreed.
Dexter: What happens in this play...?
Blondie: A girl gets pulled into the popular crowd of girls because she forces a hall pass for them and they're bitches and she pisses them off so she finds the mysterious unstable new kid and fucks him and then they kill the head bitch and make it look like a suicide then the other two bitches sign her up for date rape with two fuckboy jocks so the unstable kid kills them too and they make it look like a double suicide because the fuckboys were "gay" and the girl and the new kid break up and the boys have a funeral where their dads basically admit to having fucked and everyone is shockingly accepting of them then the two actual suicidal girls (one of the bitches who's actually not so bad and the girl's best friend) get ignored and try to kill them selves meanwhile the unstable kid builds a bomb and tried to blow up the school so the girl who has been getting haunted by the ghosts of the head bitch and the fuckboys fakes a suicide of her own and then tries to stop her boyfriend and accidentally shoots him so he blows himself up because of trauma due to his suicidal dead mom and the girl goes back and kisses the new head bitch who's even worse than the last one and everyone sings and dances and is happy the end.
Rosabella: That was a shitty explanation but... yeah basically.
Holly: How did that get approved?
Cupid: It didn't. Grimm doesn't give a fuck about any of us.
Maddie: All you want is cash and hype Fuck our dreams and that's not right
Kitty: "I don't give a fuck about you anyway. Who ever said I gave a shit bout you?" - basically what Gr*mm says about students.
Lizzie: He can go fuck himself in the ass with a chainsaw, preferably one that's running.
Duchess: Okay, but that asshole is the living embodiment of the moral of the play: adults are neglectful and ignore everyone and everything.
Poppy: I mean... you're not wrong. It's people like Gr*mm who drive the Macs and the Martha's of the world to their deaths.
Apple: If any of you chaotic motherfuckers need to talk, I'm here for you.
Raven: Wait... since when does Apple swear?
Kitty: the mom friend strikes again
Apple: Kitty stfu when was I not the mom friend?
Maddie: Well I'm the older sister who encourages you to do the stupid shit.
Faybelle: I WANNA BE THE OLDER SISTER.
Maddie: WE CAN BOTH BE THE OLDER SISTER.
Holly: Why am I still in this chat?
Poppy: you started this chat.
Holly: It was my biggest mistake ever.
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