No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)

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class chat

Maddie: JumP ofg the traMpiline and lanf in ur nek

Raven: What?

Darling: Good fucking morning everyone.

Duchess: I'm dead inside.

Maddie: Jump iff the trampiliNe and lanx pn ur nek

Poppy: Are you as dead inside as I almost was outside a few hours ago?

Duchess: How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?

Poppy: ONCE WOULD BE NICE.

Duchess: I ALREADY SAID IT ONCE.

Poppy: THEN TWICE. I ALMOST FUCKING DIED.

Maddie: Jymp off tje trampiline and Lsnd on ur nek

Duchess: You're being dramatic

Poppy: I'm going to shove you face first down a ditch into a creek and see how you like it

Ashlynn: I'm so confused...

Duchess: I'm sorry I pulled the car over on the highway because of a dragonfly THAT WANTED ME DEAD and that I pulled away before you could get back in and sent you into a ditch.

Poppy: FUCKING THANK YOU!

Holly: What happened?!

Maddie: Bow ur nek is brokin and ur hed looks dum

Cedar: So nobody's going to ask what's wrong with Maddie?

Rosabella: She's a creepy sadist.

Blondie: Wait, Poppy Duchess why were you guys going to the mall at 3:30 in the morning anyway? Isn't it closed?

Duchess: For a tik tok, duh.

Cupid: Sounds reasonable to me!

Maddie: BOWNCE OFF THR TRAMPILINE AND AM FOR TBE POOL

Maddie: U MISED TYE FUCKING POOL NOE U LOOK LIKE A JAKASS

Ramona: She still high?

Kitty: Nope.

Lizzie: Now she's drunk.

Maddie: A BLUE CATERPILLAR GAVE ME ALCAHAL.

Sparrow: GIVE ALCOHOL

Maddie: No mune bitch

Sparrow: Aight I'll just break into your down and take it

Maddie: I will rip your fucking face apart

Maddie: ...HI SKOOL SWET HARTS

Faybelle: FUCK SHIT BITCH DAMN COCKSUCKER

Holly: WATCH YOUR PROFANITY

Briar: What the hell is your problem?

Faybelle: PUSSY ASSHOLE CUNT

Maddie: ...mOTHERFUCKING DIRTY WHORE SHAT ONTO MY LUNCH

Faybelle: PISS CUNT DAMN BITCH SUCK MY DICH

Maddie: JESUS HAROLD CHRIST

Faybelle: SHIT BITCH COCKSUCKER

Maddie: GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER

Faybelle: PUSSY ASSHOLE CUNT