Gay Drama

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Class chat

Dexter: Hey, why did Lizzie just punch Courtly in the face?

Courtly: SHE BROKE MY FUCKING NOSE

Lizzie: I'VE TOLD YOU TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

Courtly: I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING

Apple: good morning everyone

Kitty: She's over you you clown ass bitch

Maddie: YEAH! Move the fuck on already!

Bunny: Are you seriously still not over it??

Alistair: How many times do we all have to threaten you before you leave her alone

Courtly: I WAS LITERALLY TRYING TO GET TO MY GODDAMN LOCKER I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL

Chase: I feel like there's some stuff I'm missing here...

Courtly: oh right, you wouldn't know

Lizzie: She's my ex and she keeps trying to get back together

Courtly: I LITERALLY DON'T THOUGH well not anymore I JUST WANTED TO GET MY SHIT FOR CLASS

Briar: I keep forgetting she even goes to school here now

Courtly: hey lets play this little game i like to call fuck off you go first

Briar: I hope you step on a lego in the middle of the night while you're holding a pizza/ice cream taco in a glass vase that you can't drop without shattering and your parents are sleeping in the next room

Ashlynn: That was oddly specific...

Ashlynn: You good, or...?

Briar: It's called depression

Raven: So... are we just going to ignore the fact that everything that happens in this group chat lately is gay drama?

Poppy: Nobody is ignoring the gay drama

Darling: yeah we're all just too busy laughing at it

Maddie: Courtly's middle name is basically gay drama

Courtly: bitch your middle name is literally xylophone shut the hippity hoppity hell up

Cerise: I'm still wondering how Courtly and Chase even got in the group chat in the first place

Courtly: YOU BITCH

Cedar: What happened?

Courtly: SHE DUMPED AN ENTIRE BUCKET OF WATER ON ME

Daring: It splashed me!

Courtly: BOO FUCKING HOO, GO CRY ME A TABLE YOU NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE

Chase: The expression is cry me a river, Courtly

Courtly: the next time you correct me you're going to lose your balls

Alistair: That sounds painful my guy

Cupid: Oop, looks like shit's going down, what'd I miss?

Ramona: ...sEVENTEEN

Duchess: Please no

Justine: SE-SE-SEVENTEEN

Ramona: SE-SE-SEVENTEEN

Justine: SEVENTEEN EIGHTY NINE

Ramona: ...hOW DOES THE BASTARD ORPHAN IMMIGRANT DECORATED WAR VET

Justine: UNITE THE COLONIES THROUGH MORE DEBT

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