Class Chat
Daring: Blondie, I think there's something wrong with the script you gave me.
Blondie: Oh, did I give you the wrong one by accident? Who else has the wrong script?! Just cross the name out on the front.
Daring: No, there's swearing! You can't expect me to say that!
Blondie: Is that all? Too bad.
Holly: What even is this play anyway?!
Poppy: The greatest play of all time, keep up Holly.
Hunter: I'm not comfortable saying half of my lines...
Faybelle: Oh good lord, everyone in this chat is a pussy, just letting you know.
Darling: Well, you are what you eat.
Raven: O.o
Poppy: ...and I oop-
Duchess: NO VSCO GIRLS.
Darling: ... well fuck.
Holly: Listen, can we all please just WATCH OUR LANGUAGE?! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
Darling: LISTEN, SUPPOSED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Duchess: Just do what I do: call everyone clown bitches. It's so much easier and a lot less unnecessarily gendered.
Darling: Thank you for that information, clown bitch. LISTEN. I WAS MAKING A JOKE. DO NOT TELL GRIMM OR I WILL IMPALE YOU WITH A SWORD. I DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING FUCKING EXPELLED FOR A JOKE.
Cerise: That's your idea of a joke?
Ramona: Fuck off, that was hilarious.
Holly: Ha ha ha, inappropriate joke, ha ha, so hilarious. Excuse my language here, but CAN YOU ALL WATCH YOUR MOTHERTRUCKING LANGUAGE?! Thank you!
Poppy: ...Mother trucker dude.
Maddie: That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Melody: that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
Briar: That hirt like a butt cheek on a stick!
Duchess: That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
Holly: I'm about the throw my phone out the window.
Faybelle: This bitch empty-
Apple: YEET!
Darling: yeet!!!
Holly: Did nobody hear me?
Blondie: We did, we just chose to ignore you.
Maddie: Yeet yeet yeet. I'm gonna yeet my feet. My feet will go in your face and send your eyelashes all over the place. I will feed your eyelashes to my mouse, and then I'll break into your house. Once I'm in your house at night, I'll sneak up behind you and fill you with fright. Then when you're good and afraid of me, I'll break your legs and eat your feet.
Raven: ... is she okay?
Cupid: Please tell me she isn't high again...
Daring: Again?! She's been high before?!
Lizzie: Nah, she's just being Maddie.
Justine: So Maddie has a foot fetish?
Kitty: No kink shaming in this chat!
Melody: But what is kink shaming is my kink?
Poppy: Then there's some gay area.
Duchess: Gay area?
Poppy: Gray area, stfu
Cerise: I don't know what kind of cult this is.,. But please remove me.
Hunter: Seriously, what is happening here?
Holly: Okay, do I have to say it again?
Blondie: Alright, I want everyone in the play to go to the auditorium right now. We're starting rehearsal for this thing.
Darling: Me and the mythic bitch are already there.
Daring: You shouldn't call someone that.
Apple: But Heather Chandler (aka me!) is a mythic bitch.
Holly: Can we PLEASE stop swearing! Before I find a way to ban those words!
Faybelle: No.
Holly has banned the words fuck, shit, bitch, ass, damn, freaking, heck, and hell.
Holly: I told you I'd do it.
Faybelle: [redacted] you!
Briar: ha ha, I love watching people suffer.
Cerise: What was that explosion noise?
Faybelle: I accidentally blew something up.
Raven: HOW?!
Maddie: [redacted] happens.
Duchess: What did you blow up this time?
Faybelle: Rumplestiltskin's desk.
Apple: good job.
Cedar: Why does this keep happening? Things blowing up?
Poppy: because Faybelle's a [redacted]ing maniac.
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