Detention

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headswillroll: Darling how did YOU get in detention?

fairest: DARLING?

smileandwaveboys: Yeah. She just walked into the detention room.

sword.lady: My bra strap was showing.

dancing.queen: Gr*mm threw you in detention for that?

sword.lady: Well, because I refused to fix it even though it was "inappropriate".

animal.rights: You're fucking kidding me, right?

sword.lady: And also because when he told me it was "inappropriate" I was like "Gasp! Who would have thought that I, a female that has titties, would be wearing a bra? Someone call Victoria, her FUCKING SECRET'S OUT!" And I ran away.

evilfairy.io: I'm planning a jailbreak for the crackhead Wonderlandians. Want me to get you out of there too?

sword.lady: PLEASE DO. Grimm's outside the door and there's no windows.

mad.teapot: Speaking of the plan, where the fuck are you, you bitch?

evilfairy.io: Chill out hoe, I'm coming.

xX_Just.right_Xx: Why did I just hear an explosion?

evilfairy.io: GO GO GO GO!!!!

headswillroll: I must say, when I heard about your "jailbreak" plan, I didn't think it included Duchess in swan form holding up a picture of the terminator with the caption "Come with me if you want to live"

smileandwaveboys: Shhhhh it was hilarious

dancing.swan: Wait, Kitty, why didn't you just teleport out?

smileandwaveboys: And leave my girlfriends at the mercy of Gr*mm? No thanks. I'll go down with them.

mad.teapot: ...BABY CAN YOU MEET ME TONIGHT IN DETENTION I CAN FEEL YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE RISE FUCK THIS TENSION LET ME CRAWL UP INTO YOUR MIND DID I MENTION PRETENDING EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT IS DETENTION

fairest: U ok bby

sword.lady: Who are you and what have you done to my girlfriend? (And ye I'm Gucci)

sleepy_gurl: FAYBELLE THORN. DID YOU HAVE TO BLOW UP YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING BULLSHITTING JACKASSING BED?! I WAS FUCKING SLEEPING AND THEN I GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A PILLOW ON FIRE. YOU BITCH.

evilfairy.io: soz

fairest: Are you okay?

wolfchild: So we ain't gonna talk about that her pathetic attempt at cursing...?

sleepy_gurl: MIND YOUR DAMN MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS BITCH!

wolfchild: "did you have to blow up your goddamn motherfucking cocksucking bullshitting jackassing bed?!"

sleepy_gurl: LITTLE STUPID BITCH. LITTLE DUMBASS FURRY BITCH.

wolfchild: I'm not a goddamn furry go to hell.

sleepy_gurl: 2+2 NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH.

wolfchild: You wanna fucking fight me bitch?

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