No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)

Giving Up On Life

No Hetero

smileandwaveboys: Guys... what happened last night? I do not remember.

smileandwaveboys: Also...

smileandwaveboys: WHY THE ACTUAL LITERAL COMPLETE ENTIRE FUCK AM I ON THE MOTHERFUCKING ROOF?!?!

dancing.queen: You ate a weed brownie.

smileandwaveboys: EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?!

sleepy_gurl: Sparrow left it after the party and Gaybelle dared you to eat it.

evilfairy.io: fuck you.

sleepy_gurl: Was that an insult or a to-do list?

evilfairy.io: Bold of you to assume it wasn't both ;)

mad_teapot: GUYS! Headmaster Grimm is like the principal in The Principal! READ THE LYRICS:

mad_teapot: "I've tried to make you listen but you won't it's your way, right? Killing kids all day and night Prescription pills and online fights Shooting at the angels while claiming you're the good guy All you want is cash and hype Fuck our dreams and that's not right

fairest: Oh my god, he is!

sword.lady: does anyone want to hear a song I wrote?

sword.lady: of course you do

sword.lady: twinkle twinkle fucking why Can't I draw the other eye What the fuck's up with your nose? Fuck the folds in all your clothes Twinkle twinkle fucking shit Fuck this art I'm done I quit!

dancing.swan: Darling is just a whole ass mood.

fairest: Are you okay Darling?

sword.lady: No. I want to be of this miserable existence we call "life". Why do we have life? Why are we here, on this earth, now? Does it matter? We're all here just to waste away to nothing, using what little time we have on trivial things to distract us from the looming hand of death that nears us more and more each day. We're all going to die soon anyway. Who cares about things like fear and hope and love? What use are they to us, fleshbags with no meaning or purpose other than to distract some higher power until the sun implodes and we all meet our eventual, miserable demise. We can only hope to be sent to our eternal damnation soon, just to escape from this hellish consciousness masquerading as something of worth and value. Death and destruction are right around the corner, and we must embrace them to have reason. Only then will we be whole, one we are gone from this fleeting reality, Only then will we have fulfilled our true, meaningless purpose on this Earth. We must all greet our inevitable, impending doom with open arms.

love(goddess): Mood

wolfchild: mood

xX_Just.right_Xx: mood

animal.rights: mood

sleepy_gurl: mood

evilfairy.io: MOOD

dancing.queen: fucking mood

dj_queen: big ass mood right there

haircutgurl: mOOD

smileandwaveboys: mood

mad_teapot: Me!

dancing.swan: again, just a whole-ass mood

fairest: Are... are you all okay...?

animal.rights: Are we ever?

fairest: Also, you all sent that at the same time, I am shooketh.

xX_Just.right_Xx: shooketh.

sleepy_gurl: did... did u jus say "shooketh"...?

fairest: Ugh, forget I said that.

sleepy_gurl: Gays! Listen up!

sleepy_gurl: Just so I have info for my next party, what's everyone's favorite drink? Nobody drank the punch last night!

haircutgurl: Sewage.

dj_queen: Bleach.

wolfchild: The blood of my enemies.

love(goddess): That went 0-100 real fast. 

sleepy_gurl: Alright, calm down edgelords.

mad_teapot: Tea!!! And orange juice.

smileandwaveboys: Does that have anything to do with being the name of a Melanie Martinez song?

mad_teapot: Mayyyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeee...

love(goddess): Back to 0 again.

sword.lady: My favorite drink is very childish so it won't be much help for a party but...

sword.lady: It's Apple juice.

evilfairy.io: O.o

fairest: I'm just going to leave the chat now...

sword.lady: asdfzsfaczcafacsfafsckafadNO!! NO NO NO MY STUPID PHONE AUTOCORRECTED IT TO A CAPITAL A AUGH OH MY FUCK I DID NOT MEAN THAT!!!!

dancing.swan: suuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrre...

sword.lady: Fuck you.

dancing.swan: Please don't.

sword.lady: Who would want to?

dancing.swan: Your mom.

sword.lady: She's the straightest straight person alive.

dancing.swan: Not with me she's not.

sword.lady: 🖕