No Hetero
smileandwaveboys: Maddie just got arrested for assault and public indecency.
evilfairy.io: What the cinnamon toast fuck?
xX_Just.right_Xx: Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.
fairest: I'm scared to ask but... what did she do?
smileandwaveboys: She ran through Book End naked screaming FUCK THE CIS-HETS and throwing giant swirly rainbow lollipops at people's heads.
animal.rights: Okay, so basically she was just being Maddie?
haircutgurl: She took "be gay do crimes" to another level.
smileandwaveboys: She actually knocked 3 people out. I have never been prouder.
dancing.queen: Does she have to go on trial or anything?
sword.lady: I have a better question: Why didn't she invite any of us to do it with her?
wolfchild: Oml that would have been fucking historical.
animal.rights: Historical?
wolfchild: Fuck you.
animal.rights: Please do.
love(goddess): PLEASE DON'T DO IT INBA SUPPLY CLOSET coughMelody and Justinecough
evilfairy.io: damn, exposed!
dj_queen: Oh, look who pulled her tongue out of her roommate's mouth long enough to talk.
fairest: And they were roommates.
xX_Just.right_Xx: Oh my god, they were roommates!
smileandwaveboys: Maddie doesn't have to go on trial because she didn't mean to hurt anyone so they're marking it off as Wonderland craziness and letting her off for a $300 bail
sleepy_gurl: Damn, she got fucking lucky.
dancing.swan: Isn't she going to be in trouble with her dad?
smileandwaveboys: I'm with him right now to bail her out. He keeps talking about how proud of her he is.
love(goddess): She's lucky.
mad_teapot: This is how I enter my house. SUP FUCKERS!
haircutgurl: Why do you have my phone?
xX_Just.right_Xx: Why do you have my phone?
fairest: Why do you have my phone?
animal.rights: Why do you have my phone?
mad_teapot: Fuck you, that's why.
dj_queen: Are you in trouble?
mad_teapot: My dad said he was disappointed in me.
love(goddess): Kitty, you fucking liar!
mad_teapot: She didn't lie. He said he was proud I did it and disappointed I got caught.
fairest: My mom would, no joke, best the shit out of me if she found out I did something like that.
sword.lady: My mom would impale me and literally murder me and pretend I was never born... MADDIE DO IT AGAIN I WANT TO GO WITH YOU!!
fairest: I'm very worried...
evilfairy.io: Well I'm pissed you didn't ask any of us to do it with you!
mad_teapot: Well I'll just text you next time.
~one week time skip brought to you by Darise~
mad_teapot: MEET ME AT THE TEA SHOP IN 10 MINUTES BITCHES!! BRING RAINBOW SHIT TO THROW AT THE HOMOPHOBES!!
evilfairy.io: FUCK YEAH!!
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No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)
FanfictionRosabella wanted to start a chat room to talk about unfairest situations. She added 13 people. She didn't know was that she had started a gay nightmare. 🖤 crackship warning 🤐 also strong language warning Usernames: •Rosabella - animal.rights •R...
