And now back to our regularly scheduled crack!
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no hetero
mad.teapot: BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
mad.teapot: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANG
mad.teapot: COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
mad.teapot: THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
shoes: no
mad.teapot: yes
smileandwaveboys: It's spooky season bitch
-shoes has left the chat-
-midnight_magic has added shoes to the chat-
midnight_magic: Stayyyyyyyyyy
animal.rights: ...THAT'S WHEN I BEGAN TO PRAY
love(goddess): LORD SHOW ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS
shoes: no.
dj_queen: it's really that simple, huh?
shoes: I really don't want to be in this chat.
-shoes has left the chat-
midnight_magic: Well I'm dating a buzzkill
midnight_magic: Wait, so this chat has been dead for two weeks and I always forget to ask Ash: did they ever fix our prank?
sleepy_gurl: 90% of the school's budget goes to the bookball team and the rest goes to brainswashingly inaccurate "history". What do you think?
midnight_magic: So the whole school is still prideified, got it.
fairest: Wait, Farrah, aren't you in trouble for getting expelled?
midnight_magic: My mom was confused when I showed up at 4am.
midnight_magic: Then she was pissed at me for getting expelled.
midnight_magic: Then she was furious at Gr*mm for expelling me after I told her what happened.
midnight_magic: Then she was laughing when I told her about the prank. I'm not even grounded
sword.lady: speaking of brainwashingly inaccurate "history" HOLY SHIT I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE BUT ALSO I'M DYING
fairest: What?
sword.lady: we're talking about ancient greece and Madam Yaga said something about Sappho and asked if anyone knew who she was so I raised my hand and said "she was the OG lesbian"
sword.lady: so madam yaga said "no, she's not, she was a poet from the island of lesbos." And I was like "Yeah, but she was also the og lesbian."
sword.lady: AND THIS DUMBASS TEACHER JUST FUCKING TOLD US ALL THAT SAPPHO WAS STRAIGHT BECAUSE SHE HAD A HUSBAND: KERKYLAS OF ANDROS.
sword.lady: THAT TRANSLATES TO DICK ALLCOKS FROM MAN ISLAND
evilfairy.io: SHE DID NOT JUST TELL EVERYONE SAPPHO WAS STRAIGHT, I'M ABOUT TO THROW HANDS
wolfchild: The whole REASON lesbians are called lesbians is because Sappho, THE OG LESBIAN, was from the island of Lesbos. The whole REASON non-straight girls are called sapphic is because SAPPHO was THE OG LESBIAN.
love(goddess): My dad met her a couple times. She was gay as FUCK.
dancing.queen: So we're just not gonna talk about Dick Allcocks from Man Island? Okay then.
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No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)
FanfictionRosabella wanted to start a chat room to talk about unfairest situations. She added 13 people. She didn't know was that she had started a gay nightmare. 🖤 crackship warning 🤐 also strong language warning Usernames: •Rosabella - animal.rights •R...
