No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)

Illegal Shit

No hetero

evilfairy.io: Sup hoes. Who wants to do some illegal shit with me?

dancing.swan: How illegal are we talking?

evilfairy.io: You have to do it Duchess! You're essential for my plan!

haircutgurl: What are we even doing anyway?

evilfairy.io: Blowing up Grimm's office.

fairest: FUCK YEAH!! I HAVE FIREWORKS WE CAN USE IF YOU NEED ANY EXTRA EXPLOSIVES!!

sword.lady: ... I am scared... but also I never knew I needed this thank you XD

sleepy_gurl: And there goes the last sane one...

dancing.swan: Fine. Tell me what you want me to do.

evilfairy.io: Distract Grimm. You're his favorite student.

dj_queen: Grimm's office gosta go

dancing.queen: Gotsta?

dj_queen: Shut up. It's in the sound track of a musical.

dancing.queen: So is misaproving. Doesn't make it a word.

wolfchild: Are you both talking about the same musical?

wilfchild: Becaude if you were, that would be funny.

dj_queen: IDK. Maybe.

dancing.queen: Probably.

sleepy_gurl: I wanna know now. What's the full lyric you guys are thinking of?

animal.rights: Faybelle, wanna go blow up Grimm's office now?

mad_teapot: Can I paint the rubble rainbow?

xX_Just.right_Xx: Why not?

dancing.queen: "Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misaproving world".

dj_queen: "Heather says I gotsta go". See Justine, it is a word!

dancing.queen: I don't give a flying fuck.

love(goddess): I asked Grimm if we could do a musical during parents week before graduation and he said yes as long as he doesn't have to get involved.

mad_teapot: All you want it cash and hype, fuck our dreams and that's not right.

smileandwaveboys: The Heathers. Please do the Heathers.

xX_Just.right_Xx: Well I was with her and I asked if I could be director and he said once again that he didn't care so we're doing the Heathers, bitches.

fairest: I fucking love that show.

dancing.queen: Isn't Dead Girl Walking kind of sort of really inappropriate? And Blue? And the Blue reprise?

xX_Just.right_Xx: We can cut out the Blue reprise, too bad Blue is inappropriate because it's why JD kills Kurt and Ram, and we can cut Dead Girl Walking after "That works for me!" to make it semi-appropriate or at least cut out as much stripping as possible.

sword.lady: Parents week is like 9 months away, you guys know that, right?

xX_Just.right_Xx: More time to get it just right!

sleepy_gurl: I nominate Gaybelle to be Heather Duke!

evilfairy.io: Rude.

sleepy_gurl: Love you bitch!

xX_Just.right_Xx: I will hold auditions and I am not accepting nominations.

wolfchild: Can I try out for JD?

xX_Just.right_Xx: You can try out. Doesn't mean anything but who am I to tell someone who they can and can't try out for?

wolfchild: Damn, girl went off on me.

fairest: WHY ARE THE SMOKE ALARMS GOING OFF?!

evilfairy.io: Ya know the illegal shit I wanted to do...?

evilfairy.io: I did it.

fairest: WITHOUT ME?

fairest: Bitch.

haircutgurl: and I oop sksksksksk

love(goddess): Duchess, you wanna deal with your girlfriend before I murder her?

dancing.swan: We have one rule in this chat. No VSCO girls. 

smileandwaveboys: and I oop and I oop where's my hydroflasksksks? Save the turtles!!!!!

evilfairy.io: I'm going to blow you up next Kitty.

smileandwaveboys: IMMA BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!

animal.rights: Starting this chat was my biggest mistake in life.

sleepy_gurl: Shut up Cuz this chat bootiful.

dj_queen: God help us all of Grimm ever finds out about it.

mad_teapot: He's too busy wondering who turned his office into a pile of rainbow rubble in the shape of a middle finger.

smileandwaveboys: ...

smileandwaveboys: Maddie, I love you, full homo.

dancing.swan: Gross, affection.

haircutgurl: What even is my life anymore?

fairest: Trust me Poppy, I've been asking myself that for years.