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fairest: Hey, fun fact about numbers. Every single odd number has an "e" in it.
sleepy_gurl: LISTEN-
dj_queen: It's 3 in the morning again. Welcome to to no sleep cult!
evilfairy.io: Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren't spelled with the letter e in it...
love(goddess): father god...
wolfchild: ...if you can split a number in half evenly, it's even. 30 and 50 are odd.
dancing.queen: -_-' (15+15=30 25+25=30)
dancing.swan: 25+25=30? You sure about that??
headswillroll: Lord have mercy...
haircutgurl: Bye
fairest: Holy shit it's like watching monkeys use tools.
sword.lady: LMAOOOOOOO
haircutgurl; One Three Five Nine And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter 'E'.
dancing.queen: YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
dj_queen: It keeps getting worse.
xX_Just.right_Xx: My head hurts.
dancing.swan: HAVE WE BEEN GOING TO THE SAME SCHOOL HERE?!
sleepy_gurl: who failed y'all?
headswillroll: Clearly the teachers who failed to teach everyone basic math, but what else is new?
sword.lady: IM SCREAMING
smileandwaveboys: You completely forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
haircutgurl; why would eight be brought up if it's EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said "every single ODD number has an 'e' in it" not "every single number with a 'e' is odd" what the fuck
mad.teapot: Er, guys two is odd and doesn't have an e. Just saying...
fairest: did you actually just try to tell me two is odd? i'm ducking crying throw the whole damn group chat away
xX_Just.right_Xx: maddie you killed me I am literally dead.
dj_queen: The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this chat away, you just can't.
animal.rights: TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I"M SCREAMING
evilfairy.io: Wait what about zero that's an odd number ,no?
wolfchild: Ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make the fact that they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
animal.rights: babe why do 30 and 50 matter THEY'RE FUCKING EVEN
xX_Just.right_Xx: what the actual fuck is happening
sword.lady: wait, who the fuck says fifth-ee? It's fif-tee.
wolfchild: I do bitch
mad.teapot: 1 is an even number
fairest: I'm gonna smack you
wolfchild: -30 and -50 have an e in them
animal.rights: that doesn't matter because -30 and -50 are E V E N
evilfairy.io: Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
smileandwaveboys: Zero isn't a number
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No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)
FanfictionRosabella wanted to start a chat room to talk about unfairest situations. She added 13 people. She didn't know was that she had started a gay nightmare. 🖤 crackship warning 🤐 also strong language warning Usernames: •Rosabella - animal.rights •R...
