Warning: this chapter contains like every swear word in the English language and I mean EVERY one of them!!
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Class Chat
Holly: Why does the whole school smell like vanilla?
Raven: Kitty... that vanilla you made me use a duplicator spell on... please tell me you didn't pour it all over the school?
Kitty: Nope. I baked it for an hour.
Apple: GODDAMN IT KITTY! I CAN SMELL IT FROM OUT FUCKING SIDE.
Ramona: Aside from the obvious (the kitchen) it's the worst in the detention room.
Rosabella: Oh good lord what did you do this time?
Cedar: What's wrong with Cerise? She's all red.
Cerise: The whole bookball team heard what Ramona did.
Cupid: Now I gotta know.
Ramona: Alright, well I was running after Kitty screaming "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THIS!!" Because I'm sitting in my dorm dying from the vanilla smell and she teleports in and pours a whole fucking bottle of the damn stuff ON MY HEAD.
Kitty: Okay, I'll admit, I went too far. I'm sorry.
Justine: Tell the story Ramona. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
Ramona: I'M TYPING SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Holly: STOP. SWEARING.
Ramona: THIS STORY IS 90% SWEARING!!
Holly: I quit. Someone add me back when she's done.
Holly has left the chat.
Poppy: She really said FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
Bunny: What happened Ramona?
Ramona: Alright, so I was running across the book all field and Kitty kept teleporting herself like 29 feet ahead of me. I'm still screaming at her and this Karen mom comes up to me and she's holding a baby and she's like "HOW DARE YOU CURSE IN FRONT OF MY PRECIOUS BABY?????"
Darling: Fucking KARENS. They can go fuck themselves with a cactus!
Ramona: So I'm like "Listen, the whole school smells like vanilla, you can smell it from here, I'm a wolf and it's extra torture on me, and that girl over there (pointed at Kitty) is the one who did it so—" And this bitch cuts me off right before I could half-ass an apology.
Lizzie: GET TO THE POINT.
Ramona: SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS MOUTH IM TRYING.
Lizzie: That's really rude.
Ramona: HOW MANY OF Y'ALL ACTUALLY WANT TO HEAR THE STORY???
Duchess: TELL THE STORY HOE.
Briar: What the fuck is a story hoe and how do you tell it?
Duchess: You're really gonna criticize my grammar, fucking hypocrite?
Briar: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Duchess: Try me bitch.
Faybelle: Hey what if y'all didn't start another fight that was gonna get blamed on my somehow?
Ramona: So Karen cut me off by bitch slapping me as hard as she could and she was like "I don't really care, you were probably a mutant mistake anyway, so apologize to my baby. I'm trying to avoid to avoid foul language around Roger."
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