No Hetero (Ever After High chatroom story)

Yer A Wizard Harry

-evilfairy.io has changed their name to Hagrid-

-Hagrid has added mad.teapot, smileandwaveboys, and wolfchild-

-Hagrid has named the chat Yer a Wizard Harry-

-Hagrid has changed mad.teapot's name to Harry-

-Hagrid has changed smileandwaveboys's name to McGonagall-

-Hagrid has changed wolfchild's name to Dumblecunt-

Dumblecunt: Faybelle what the fuck

Harry: Why do I have to be Harry? Nobody likes him! I wanna be McGonagall!

Hagrid: no. You'll be Harry.

Harry: ):|]

McGonagall: What are we even doing?

Hagrid: You know the YouTube videos where Hagrid and Harry are arguing about if Harry should put his dick in his owl and then Dumbledore and McGonagall get into a fight about whether or not demons want to penis the students' bottoms?

Dumblecunt: Only because Rosabella made me watch it last year

Harry: I don't wanna stick my dick in an owl though

McGonagall: You don't even have one Mads

Harry: Oh yeah. Cool cool

Dumblecunt: So why are we here exactly?

Hagrid: We're going to go to the class chat and type the videos line by line. You guys are my actors and your names are your roles

Dumblecunt: ...cool I'm in

Harry: Yay! I get have a legit reason to sound like I'm on crack!

McGonagall: So you're telling me you want me to be a badass cat lady, scream at Ramona over the class chat, and cause a bunch of chaos?

McGonagall: I'm in!

Hagrid: Yay!

Hagrid: We're going to go break the only rule Holly set that hasn't been broken and go change our names quick!

McGonagall: Let's mcfucking do it bitches

Class Chat

-Faybelle has ychanged their name to Hagrid-

Holly: I thought I told everyone to use their real names

-Maddie has changed their name to Harry-

Holly: No why are you all doing this?!

-Kitty has changed their name to McGonagall-

Holly: STOP

-Ramona has changed their name to Dumblecunt-

Briar: What's happening right now?

Raven: It's 4 in the morning why are you all being annoying

Hopper: I want to ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppp

Cerise: Why am I awake at 4 am for your nonsense?

Darling: What bullshit is about to go down and how do I get a front row seat while staying out of the splash zone?

Holly: Ramona... did your name have to have swearing in it?

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.

Rosabella: ...is this what I think it is...?

Harry: I'm a... WHAT?!

Poppy: What is it?

Hagrid: Harry, you're a wizard.