He Swore

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Calum:

"That's bullshit."

"Daddy!" Cameron and Sofia shouted in unison and flashed a flare on their dad. "You swore!" Cameron crossed his arms and frowned. "Sorry, guys." Calum scratched his head and laughed nervously. Sofia ran to you, "Mummy, daddy said and adult word again." She informed you. "Cal!?" You called. Calum came towards you, "Y-yeah?" He stuttered. "Swear Jar." You ordered and pointed at the Swear Jar sitting on the table in the living room. "Why am I always the one who puts in money in this damn jar?" Calum laughed. "Dad!" Sofia exclaimed.

Luke:

"I almost shit my pants."

"Mummy!!!" Lucas ran towards you and left Luke sitting on the grass. "Mummy, daddy said a bad word!!!" He told you. Luke followed, you crossed your arms upon seeing him. "I thought we agreed that we won't swear, at least in front if the kids?" You asked and raised and eyebrow. "I'm sorry, it just slipped out of my mouth." Luke explained and chuckled. "Still l, daddy. Swearing is bad. Very bad." Lucas reminded him. "Yeah, bud. Not gonna happen again." Luke said before carrying Lucas on his shoulders.

Ashton:

"It's fucking funny!"

"Ash!" You called his attention when he said the naughty word. "Oh shit." Ashton covered his mouth. "Dad! Twenty dollars!" Aiden said, pertaining to the swear jar. Ashton stood up from the couch and put in money inside the jar. "Daddy, why do you swear? Isn't that bad?" Avery innocently asked. "Sometimes daddy forgets his words. Don't worry, it won't happen again." Ashton answered Avery. "Oh okay." Avery nodded. You rolled your eyes, knowing that Ashton will swear again, not long enough.

Michael:

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"

"Can you not swear!? The kids are here!" You yelled at Michael. He's too busy to turn his eyes away from the computer screen. "Mummy," Alex pulled the end of your shirt. "Yeah, hun?" You looked over to him. "What does fuck mean?" He curiously asked. Michael stopped his game whilst you dropped your jaw with the question. You shot a glare at Michael, "I'm gonna kill you." You mouthed. "Bud, it's an adult word. You'll know when you get older." Michael explained. But for now you're not allowed to say that. Okay?" He added. "Okay. How old do I have to be to say that?" Alex asked again. Michael looked at you for an answer. "When you're 65." You smiled and Alex nodded.

requested x

i feel so bad for not updating :(

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