Fun and games in the 501st

Fives rapsody :)

This is another notebook story. I when I reread this I died of cringe and Laughter (I'm not saying it's funny but incredibly dumb). So enjoy! If you like Queen it will make sense, otherwise I'm sarry.

It was cold November evening and the 501st were on the ice planet both. Anakin, Ahsoka,(y/n) and the rest of the other Cline's had just won a battle against the droid army and were going back to Corascant in a few days and they couldn't wait to get back to a somewhat warm environment.
Fives (y/n) Jesse and Hardcase were talking in a group in the hanger; mainly about how cold it was.
"I don't see why we can't just pack up and go tomorrow," Hardcase grumbled, "I mean it's not like any things stopping us from leaving right this minute."
"yeah," Jesse agreed, "general (s/n) why can't you give us the order to move out."
She pulled a look at Jesse as to say 'you think I haven't tried?'
(y/n) had come from quite a warm planet and it was well known she couldn't handle the cold.
She had never stopped shivering once throughout the whole time they were there and her lips had gone so blue she could be classed as a corpse.
"one, I'm still a padawan, two, Skywalker's too paranoid about another Attack. He's refusing to leave. To be fair we won a little too easy don't you think?"
"well maybe the droids realised that fighting on an inhabitable planet below freezing is a ridiculous idea and went to tatooine to grab a nice pina colada where it's warm eh?" Jesse said in such a serious tone that made Hardcase and (y/n) laugh, "just that off chance that they've realised that in reality IT'S KRIFFING FREEZING OUT HERE!"
"oh your freezing? You have gloves!" (y/n) shouted.
"well you have force fire which you can conjure up whenever you want so I don't see what the problem is here love!" Jesse shouted back.
"love!?"
Hardcase was doubled over with laughter.
She put the back of her hand up against Jesse's cheek.
"HOLY KRIFF!"
"yes my hands are cold! And if you haven't noticed there are petrol cans everywhere so I can't use force fire!"
"your colder than a corpse!"
"You don't think I know that!?"
"personally I thought she was quite hot." Fives mused.
"can it shoulder pads!"
That shut him up. XD
Jesse took his friends hand, "I can literally feel the cold through my Gloves," he took his off and handed them to (y/n), "put these on."
"thanks vod." The gloves were a bit big for her but she didn't care, THEY WERE WARM.
There was around thirty seconds, maybe not even that, of silence.
Then, out of literally nowhere, fives started quietly singing to himself like he was on a different planet.
"is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
The other two clones looked bewildered but
(y/n) knew exactly what was going on.
She joined in.
"caught in a landslide, no escape from reality."
Jesse and hardcase joined in.
"open your eyes, look up to the sky's and seeeeeee,"
Soon the rest of the clones in the hangar caught on and congregated in.
"I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come easy go
Little high little low
Anywhere the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to meeeeee
To me."
Anybody who knew Fives knew he couldn't sing to save his life,
<flashback>
Fives was in a barracks listening to some country music on his ipod singing really loudly (and badly):
"WhErE DiD yOu COme FrOm WhErE DId Ya gO !"

"Fives will you SHUT UP?!" Jesse shouted trying to sleep, he grabbed his chest plate armor and threw it at him.
Fives deflected the shot effortlessly with a pillow and continued singing.

Jesse groaned loudly in annoyance and shoved his pillow over his head in an attempt to block out the noise.
<flashback end>
,however nobody cared that he was being allowed to be dancing around belting out the solo parts. He had gathered quite a good audience. He was in his kriffing prime!
"Captain, just killed a droid,
Put blaster to its head
Now I'm pretty sure it's dead,"

The rest of the clones and (y/n) were in absolute hysterics.
'too bad Rex isn't here' she thought.

"Captain, My life had just begun
And now you want me to throw it all away,"

Then everybody joined in the chorus in the most amazing heart lifting terrible unison.
"MAMAAAAAAAA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Fives continued farcing around to everybody's amusement until half way through the song echo happened to be walking past fives towards the barracks with his head buried deep in a reg manual, completely unaware of what was going on around him. Fives looked at him, Then mischievously back at his audience;
"I see a little silhouetto of a man,"
And while the rest of the clones were singing the next lines fives comedically stomped towards echo grabbed him by the hair, making his brother drop the manual. Fives then proceeded to pull him back to the centre and continued to sing sticking echo into a headlock and messing his hair up. (y/n) was laughing so hard she could no longer sing.
Echo sealed his fate after he haphazardly shouted out "let me go you kriffing idiot!" at the perfect moment so it sounded like he was joining in when in truth he had no idea what in force name was going On! As a result he was only fully heard by Fives who chose to ignore him.
Some clones were on the floor once he started waltzing round the room with him!

Echo wasn't even released after the song. That was until Anakin and Captain Rex came in; they weren't even going to question what had just happened.
"I was right, the separatists haven't finished yet. Everyone get back into position and prepare for a full wave assult. Defensive positions!"

There was a loud groan from the clones.
"Youve gotta be kidding me we just finished!" Hardcase shouted in frustration, "abit more warning would have been nice!"
"Hardcase ya jinxed it!" (y/n) laughed getting an annoyed look back off him.
"You heard the general we need to prepare for attack." Echo said trying to struggle out of the headlock.
"thanks for the echo, Echo" fives replied and released his brother.
He stood up, brushed his armour off then went off to get his helmet.
"echooooo," Fives said in a child like voice.
Echo turned around annoyed at his brother.
"love you."
"never do that to me again you creep." he walked off.
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(y/n) ran over to Rex.
"your lips are no longer blue." he observed, smiling.
"Isn't that a good thing?" she smiled back as she if egnighted her lightsaber.
Rex put his helmet on and drew out his twin pistols ready to fight.

"mesh'la?"
"yes?"
"why are you wearing Jesse's gloves?"

This chapter was abit busy and very long I'm sorry🤣 also my spelling is so bad autocorrect can't help so sorry for that too.

I added the glove part recently because I thought it was amusing. I got the shoulder pads joke off
Bee_artstudio24 and I had to use it!🤣
Right so I'm thinking of actually writing this song as a parody....
Echo is internally screaming.