Smart speeder

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I found this in my notepad of cringe 👌🏻🤣 the other stories are taking longer because I'm working on a literal ton of chapters for different stuff. Enjoy!

You and Ahsoka were at the temple to study while the 501st went on another battle. On your comm you got a hologram sent to you.

"Hey Ahsoka, Echo's just sent me something!"

Ahsoka and came round and you opened the message. Echo gave no writing with it so you knew somebody was either getting pranked, scared to death, or told off by Rex.

Dogma was talking to Tup:

"So it's raining right, and you pass a bus stop. There are three people there: your most trusted friend, a pregnant twilek that has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Your smart speeder can only has two seats. What do you do?"

"I've heard the answer to this loads of times," Tup said looking bored (famous last words), "You give the speeder to your most trusted friend so they can take the pregnant twilek to the hospital and you stay with the girl of your dreams."

"No."

Tup looked at him confused.

"You go home and REEVALUATE YOUR YOU KRIFFING LIFE!" he pushed a shocked Tup up the wall, "YOU BOUGHT A KRIFFING SMART SPEEDER!"

The hologram ended.
You and Ahsoka looked at eachother briefly before dying of laughter on your bedroom floor.

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