Fun and games in the 501st

The swap

"Nah nah nah your joking." (y/n) was in the command room with Tup and Anakin, not having any of what was being said.
"I'm sorry (y/n) but it's our only option!" Skywalker tried to reason with her, getting slightly annoyed at her stubbornness, "We need you out on the front lines."

For the past mission in the 501st they had been on an almost desolate sky blue planet, which the padawan had been barred from fighting in for the first week they got there. Reason? The planet was notorious for gale force winds that both clones and droids were struggling in. This was why they were still here as both sides couldn't advance Enough. (y/n) was too light to even stand in the winds.

"If you don't mind me asking sir, why me?" Tup wasn't objecting but he wasn't too happy about it either.
"Well err, you are one of the youngest clones here and you aren't as.... Built up as the others." he tried putting it nicely.
(y/n) giggled while Tup went bright red.
"I swear if this doesn't work I'm going to kill you."

Soon they were in the medbay getting briefed more on their mission.
"Right so this stays private between us. Nobody apart from Rex, Coric and Kix knows and it had to stay that way."
"Why?" (y/n) tilted her head to the side.
"Do you have any idea how weird this whole idea sounds?" anakin said in a tone 'are you really that stupid?'
"fair point. Okay then why does Rex have to know?"
"Because I don't want to be gobbed on by the captain." Tup in the same tone with a scared expression on his face.
"Also your going to have to change your hair."
"What?!" (y/n) gave a look of dread.
"What?!" Tups eyes lit up.

They both came out and looked at eachother.
"Your armour is kriffing heavy."
"Your voice really doesn't suit my body."
Kix could barely contain himself,"Are you ready to change that now?"
"Yes!!!!!"

Once they were finished you couldn't tell the Difference. An attack wasn't imminent yet so they were ordered out to get used to their new bodies. (y/n) was interested to see how the other clones acted, "Kix now I get to meet ya boyfriend."
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!"
They both went off to their barracks. Tup complaining it was too early (even though it was 1pm) face planted (y/n)'s bed and went back to sleep.

(Y/n) dumped herself on Tups bed. What would Tup do? Act like an unsocial emo kid.
She put his headphones on. And after turning them down to a healthy level of sound Could actually make out the tune.
•Tup really listens to some osik•
"Tuuuuuuuuuup?"
She didn't know who it was.
"Tup?"
•He listens to music louder than this he wouldn't be able to hear him•
"TUPPY PUPPY!"
She almost broke character. Kriff he must drive Tup crazy.
She turned her head to see a clone with black hair like Fives and a black tattoo running down his eye. So this was the legend of Headshot.

Tup had a very love-hate relationship with Headshot. Like how headshot enjoyed flirting with Kix, he really enjoyed annoying Tup. Hiding his aspirin, tying his headphone wires into elaborate puzzles, putting rice krispies in his shoe just before a battle so he would have to put up with the crackle for hours, the list goes on.

She turned back around away from him.
"Headshot leave me alone."
Then he suddenly fell onto her and started bashing constantly into her.
"Tuppy Tuppy Tuppy-"
She had been in the presence of this clone for as little as five minutes and she Could already see how annoying he could get. He was amazing.
"Kriff sake what do you want?!" she turned around  violently pulling the headphones out of her ears trying so hard not to grin and look annoyed.
"Ya seen Kix?" he asked in the most calm child like way.
It was going to be a long day.

She was sat on his bunk, tuning out everyone else thinking about Rex. And I mean thinking.
And she overlooked something fairly important.
"Tup?" Kix sniggered at him.
"What?" she looked down. •KRIFFING HELL!•
Tup however was having an amazing time. He could sleep for as long as he kriffing wanted. It was all going good until he tried sleeping on his front. This must be the most uncomfortable way any girl can sleep good lord!

In the morning (y/n) played Tup perfectly, as in not getting up.
The alarm went off for an attack. Three pairs of feet landed on the cold metal floor. It should have been four.
Unless there was a battle starting right Outside his door, Tup hated getting up. In the past he has been known to tell General Skywalker to "kriff off" refusing to get up. (y/n) right now was wide awake but this was just too funny.
Everyone accept (y/n) had gotten their armour on and now was waiting on their squadmate. She groaned and turned away from them.
"Must we go through this every morning?" Dogma complained annoyed, "Tup GET UP!"
He let out a loud growl in annoyance and grabbed his leg trying to pull him out of the bed.
She clung onto the corner of the bed, eventually having to get Kix involved.
"GET UP BEFORE A DROID COMES IN HERE AND SHOOTS YOU!"
She relented and groaned, "just let me put my socks on."
"No you had plenty of time for that get your armour on now!" Kix scolded.
She swung her feet round and put them in Tups boots to hear a squish.
Kriffing jelly.
While Kix and Dogma were forcing his armour onto her out of impatience, Headshot was on the floor kicking the air squealing with laughter.

Rex got up at a punctual time and grabbed his pistols. Before he ran Out he turned to Tup.
"Wanna join?"
He simply got a raised middle finger aimed at him then the arm slapped back down on the bed again. Could be his last few minutes alive for all he knew but he didn't care.

So far the mission was a success. They had almost won.

"Come on men time for a shower!" Appo shouted.
(y/n) froze, "You mean in the shower block in the shower?"
Tup, who had decided to get up, had a grin ear to ear, "Yep." he pushed her forward, "With all your brothers."
The others didn't even know!!!!!
Suddenly she got a clap round the head.
"Come on rookie in the shower!"
Tup always had this baby look about him so anyone who didn't know him immediately assumed he was new. He'd been in the GAR for ages but he got rookie slaps on average once a week.
"I'm not a rookie." she glared and trundled along to hear Tup laughing in the background.
•jokes on you pal you'll always be named a rookie•