Fun and games in the 501st

Christmas decorating

Sorry about this chapter I didn't know what to do with it it's just filler really.

It was the clones time on leave. Echo Fives
(y/n) and Rex were going to start decorating their barracks for Christmas.
However, they were on leave so the usually punctual Rex wasn't being very punctual.

"Meet in the mess hall for nine am." Fives rattled off Rex then rolling his eyes, "Its now ten."
"Where are they? I mean (y/n)'s (y/n) but Rex is always on time where is he?"
"Oh I'll tell you where they are," he slammed his fist down on the table and pointed at Echo, "they would have both forgotten that they had plans today and are having the most quality lie in ever!"
Fives grinned at Echo. Echo grinned at Fives. Oh kriff what were they gonna do?

10:30 Fives and Echo were soon outside their barracks.
"we can't just march in there!"
"Right worse case scenario (y/n) may be in the middle of getting dressed but it doesn't exactly sound like any action is going on!"
"WELL HELLO CAPTAIN!" Fives shouted and side jumped into the room.
Echo turned the light light on absolutely blinding them both.
They soon saw that Rex was in (y/n)'s bed shirtless, and half a tired head next to him.

Rex woke up with a start then got blinded by the light. He then tiredly turned his head and squinted at who just came in.
He scowled at the grinning pair when his eyes adjusted. The first time he was actually getting a good sleep and those two had to ruin it.

(y/n) just whimpered and snuggled more into Rex's Chest 520% done, making the two arcs die of laughter.
She didn't know where she was what she was doing or what time it was. All she knew was that she was tired and there was a warm Rex next to her.

They were soon up and ready to Have breakfast.
"Why do I have to do it I'm tired." they heard another clone yawn.
"Kix... If you are qualified to perform open heart surgery, YOUR PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BURN A CRUMPET!"
The four of them turned the corner to find Kix leaning up against the wall with Headshot beside him. For the past few days he had been acting off; he wouldn't elaborate on why.

The others were about to walk past them and say hi:
"Headshot please breakfast is the last thing I want now."
"Then eat me." he smirked.
"What the kriff!?!?!"
I kid you not Echo, Echo, dropped down on the floor dying of Laughter, he had never heard such an amazing pick up line in his life.
"Well we were about to ask if you wanted breakfast with us but clearly you two are busy!"
"Yes... I mean no! I mean... I was but," Kix sighed and just took the pickup line he couldn't be bothered to argue right now.
Once Echo calmed down they all went down to the mess, Kix trying again to defend himself.
At this Point it was getting tediously annoying. Yeah it was against regulations but now it was just getting painful to watch.

They had just sat at the table with their Breakfast and Kix was being unbelievably picky. Headshot put his head on the medics shoulder.
"Ya know there's always another option,"
Kix pushed his head off him, he usually freezed up but today he was just cranky.
"I don't care how many times you say, but I am not coming out of the bloody wardrobe!"
He got an incredibly weird look. Wrong word.
Dam!
Headshot smashed his hands on the chair to lean forward and stare at him in lit up excitement "Holy cow are you from Narnia?!"
"Oh forkriffsake!"

They stayed chatting and laughing for a while until the others finally had to leave and make a start on the Decorations.
"Probably best I need to go as well," Kix said standing up out of his seat, "I'm also gonna get some chocolate."
"Wha-" Headshot threw his hands in the air.
"What?"
"Ya just said you weren't hungry that's what!"
"I dunno I just want the sugar."
"Oh for the love of God!"
He turned round to the others, shrugged, and went to join Kix.

"well.... " Fives stared, "That was...."
"Something." (y/n) finished.

They started walking down to the storage room. Echo and (y/n) were equivocating over somthing.
"What material?" she asked.
"Something harder than cardboard. It's going to be clones pulling it I want to make it last."
"reinforce the cardboard twice over with weak metal couplings around the mid centers with a sixteenth fault line around the center."
"That will work."
"Now what the tic tac are you two on about?!"
Fives had pulled back to the two of them, "all I heard was clones pulling twice over!"
Echo just face palmed, "of course you would interpret it that way?"
"Right so if I heard that wrong tell me what the beef is."
"None of your business!" Echo and (y/n) both exclaimed in unison.

Later the four of them were in the barracks just getting the box's out; still highly confused with what they just saw at breakfast.
Fives and Echo were looking through one box when Fives found an amazing bit of holly. He pulled it out triumphantly out of the box and showed Echo. The grinning began.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
We turn this into a kazoo and make a fool out of ourselves in the mess?
Exactly.

While the grinning fest was going on, Rex and (y/n) were putting up the decorations on the ceiling. (y/n) had more of an eye for it than Rex.
"We ain't having blue."
"Why?"
"Because the whole kriffing base is blue!"
She picked out the colour and went to put it up.

She was precariously balancing herself on a couple of boxes.
"Are you sure your not going to fall?" Fives called from where he was putting the tree up with Echo.
"I've done half the room like this I'll be fine!" famous last words.
As Rex was walking past with a box of tinsel the tip of the box brushed against the tower. That was enough to send the whole structure toppling down and (y/n) crashing into Rex.
Rex fell back first crashing onto the floor with the jedi landing on top of him; she just managed to stop her face crashing into his by a centimeter.

Despite the fact of going out in secret for almost a year now, Rex freezed, his face went bright red. Echo's immediate concern was if any of them were hurt. Fives' first port of call on the other hand was to whistle at the pair.
"Heating up over there?" Fives asked walking over to the two, Rex was just staring at the grinning general cheeks ablaze.
Needless to say he lost faith in the Captain.
(y/n) kissed him on the nose and continued grinning at the embarrassed captain who was yet to speak.

"I'm a third wheel here," Fives rolled his eyes and put his hands up like he had been caught shop lifting and went to head towards the door.
"Where are you going?" (y/n) called jumping off Rex.
"I'm heading out!" Fives said like he was 100% done, "we've done our end of the decorations well leave you to do yours." he grabbed Echo by his shoulder plate and dragged him out with him.
"Also," he stopped just outside the door, "Rex man up you need to get rid of your virginity."
As the door shut on them, Rex shot up onto his feet speechless and open mouthed.
"What did he just say?"
"I don't think I really want to know."