Before anyone says I've screwed the words up I've done it deliberately for these three idiots exaggerating the whole song. Also it might slip into script talk and normal writing. Enjoy🤣
"do you have something small and sharp?"
"like a pocket knife?"
"yes!"
"here ya go."
"good lord don't throw it at me! Right try it out."
A glorious noise sounded.
"perfect!"
"Tomorrow breakfast here we come!"
The majority of the 501st and some of the 212th were in the mess hall. Perfect.
"so what are we planning on doing?" Echo whispered.
"Just watch," Fives replied grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Fives jumped up on the table as loud as he humanly could, in the process of getting every bodies attention.
"Dear Evan Hanson we've been way too out of touch!" he started slowly walking around the table, eyesight kept slanted up at the ceiling.
"Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night! I rub my nipples AND START MOANING WITH DELIGHT!"
The rest of the mess burst Out of laughter as everyone who wasn't already crowded at the table.
Echo if you don't join in I'm going to look like a right idiot.
Echo turned round scared to Jesse, "Why did you put that!?!?!"
"I'm just trying to tell the truth!" he shrugged going along with it.
"Look this has to be perfect these emails need to prove we were actually friends just.... I'll do it!" he grabbed Jesse's slice of toast off him.
"I've got to tell you life without you has been hard, has been bad, has been, rough!"
"Kinky!" Jesse smirked causing the rest of the room to burst out of laughter.
Echo gave a quick glare and continued typing on the toast.
Fives twiddled his thumbs, "and I miss talking about life and.... Other stuff."
"verrrry specific."
"shut up!"
Fives did a relevè onto his feet, beaming like an innocent school boy, "I like my captain!"
"WHO SAYS THAT!?!?!" Jesse shouted earning more laughs from a continuously laughing crowd.
"I like my captain but each days another fight! If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be Alright."
"smoking drugs..." Rex raised an eyebrow.
"JUST FIX IT!" Echo shouted throwing the toast back at Jesse .
"*starts spazzing out on the table* IF I STOP SMOKING CRACK!"
Echo: CRACK!?!?!
Fives: *Pretends to smoke on the holly kazoo pretending to not be with it* if I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright *so spaced out he almost falls off the table*
"I'll take your advice I'll try to be more nice," he pretended to blow smoke into Echo's Face, "I'll turn it around just wait and See."
"cuz all that it takes *crowd cheering* is a little re-in-ven-tion. It's easy to change if you give it your a-tten-tion. All youve gotta do, is just believe in who you really wanna be. Sin-cere-ly me!" he did a dramatic bow towards Echo hoping he would get the point.
Jesse rolled his eyes, "are we done yet?"
"Well I can't just give him one email I need to show him that I was a good friend ya know." Echo awkwardly shrugged.
"Oh my God." Jesse laughed as Fives grabbed Echo's hand for him to get on the table.
The crowd cheered Again.
"Dear Connor Murphy yes I also miss our talks,"
Fives sounded off the kazoo.
Echo: stop doing drugs just try to take deep breaths and go on walks!
Fives: *rolls his eyes and starts pretending to smoke the kazoo again* no.
Echo: I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees.
Fives: No
Echo: you'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise!
Fives: *looks at (y/n) and shakes his head* absolutely not!
Echo: Dude I'm proud of you! Just keep pushing through! Your turning around I can see!
Fives: Just wait and see! *dramatically hides holly kazoo behind his back*
"cuz all that it takes *crowd cheering* is a little re-in-ven-tion. It's easy to change if you give it your a-tten-tion. All youve gotta do, is just believe in who you really wanna be. Sin-cere-ly me!"
Fives: THE GENERALS HOT!
Rex: WHAT THE HELL!?!
Echo: *throws arms in the air* MY BAD!
*laughter from audience reaches top point*
"Dear even Hanson thanks for every note you send!"
"Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend!"
Then they grabbed hands like they were getting married and started spinning on the table, the pair of them extremely hyper, "Our friendship goes beyond, YOUR AVAERAGE KIND OF BOND!"
Echo: *pushes fives away almost pushing him off the table* but not because we're gay...
*crowd dying of laughter*
Fives: *jumps up angrily and swipes his hand to the audience* NO NOT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY!
They walked up to the side of the table where Kix was and winked at him, "we're close but not that way, the only man, that I love, is my dad."
Kix went bright red as everyone knew it was him.
Fives: *flies round the tables like he's a plane* we'll anywaaaayyyyy
Echo: your getting better everyday
Fives: I'M GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY
Both: keep getting better every
Jesse: *jumps on the table too* daaayyy
All: HEY HEY HEY HEY
CUZ ALL THAT IT NEED IS A RE IN VEN TION
IT'S EASY TO CHANGE IF YOU GIVE IT
Fives: your
Echo: your
Jesse: a
Fives: a
All: ttention!
All you've gotta do, is just believe in who really wanna be!
Sincerly
Miss you dearly
SINCERELY ME!
Echo: sincerely me
All: sincerely me
Eeee
Eeee
Eeee
Sincerely me!
Echo jumped into Fives and Jesse's arms, how nobody got hurt was an absolute mystery.
They got applauded and cheered and Echo was set back down on his feet and they all took a bow. Not a bad mornings work.
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Fun and games in the 501st
Fanfiction(2019 written then altered in 2024)Cazy stuff in the 501st your involved in.These are in no apparent order. Also your going out with Captain Rex. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 . All of this is just meant to be funny fanfiction
