(2019 written then altered in 2024)Cazy stuff in the 501st your involved in.These are in no apparent order. Also your going out with Captain Rex.
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. All of this is just meant to be funny fanfiction
Kix had been blankly staring at at a sleeping Headshot for the past 10 minutes. His medic spidy senses were going off but he didn't know why. He snapped himself out of It and went back onto his work.
The next time Headshot woke up his shoulder felt really tight. He tiredly looked over to his shoulder to see more stitches. "oh your awake." Headshot turned around to See Kix with a data pad in his hand. "I had to put a few more stitches in while you were sleeping so it would stay in place," he explained, "You can get up now." Learning from his past mistake, Headshot used his good arm to get up. He awkwardly put back on his upper blacks and armour and was about to go and find Redeye and Mixer. "bye." Kix saw he was about to leave. "see ya," he grinned, knowing it was not going to be the last time he would torment- see the cute medic.
Headshot met up with his two squad mates in the mess hall. "Right so Mesh is looking grumpy what happened to that shavit after we left I want details." Mixer grinned "Kriff Mix! He just came out!" Redeye sighed. "No, hang on," Headshot winced as he sat down, "I have beef." "Tell us!" Mesh came in the mess hall at that moment so Headshot lowered his voice. "Try getting relieved of duty and kicked out." Mixer and redeye tried their hardest to contain their laughter as Headshot was having an amazing time imitating the conversation he had heard. "Who threw him out?" Redeye asked after the pair had finished laughing. "The hot medic I fainted on and covered with blood." Headshot seemed to be up in the clouds. "Are you serious?!" Mixer huffed in annoyance. "You try being gay and in the GAR!" "No Headshot, that isn't the issue," Redeye inhaled, "you can't just flirt with every clone while pretending to be one." "But that's the joy," Headshot had an evil grin on his face, "they don't know." This man was put in this earth to scare people and that's what he was going to do. In all honesty couldn't help it. He felt attracted to a lot of clones but this time it was different. Sure he did love Mesh, once, but this seemed so different. Kix came into the mess hall after him and Coric had changed shifts.
Headshot pointed intensely staring at him in awe. "him!!!" he drooled fixed on the medic. The tone definitely creeped the two Out. "Ooookaaayyyyyy turn back around you aren't one of those creepy anime girls." Mixer clicked him back into reality. "Bitch I can be a yandere if I want to." Then Mesh sat down at the table. Headshot went completely quiet. He didn't want him here. At all. There pair of them were on the same barracks but Mesh was usually on night shifts so they never really came into contact. Mixer broke the silence, "Can ya buzz off?" "pardon?" Mesh looked up from his food. Mixer repeated himself, "I said buzz off." "It's a mess hall I can sit where I want." and he went back to eating. The annoying thing was he was right.
"Well nobody on this table wants you here so kriff off." Redeye stepped in. Headshot was getting more uncomfortable by the second. "Wow I didn't think you had a voice Redeye." "Go kriff a bantha!" "oooo play nice." "I'll be back later." The arguing three turned around to Headshot. It was clear he didn't want to be there. Redeye looked a little worried, "Headshot you haven't eaten anything." "I'll get something later." he said quietly and walked out, "I've just come out of the medbay I wasn't hungry anyway." His whole hyperactivity had just disappeared. Mesh had this knack to instantly diminish his appetite.
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The night wasn't any better. The four of them were very quiet. Usually with Mesh out of the room it was a screaming laughing chaos and pillow fights. The only bright side was nobody would be waking up with a pillow to the face. Headshot was either the person who had to be dragged out of bed super late or waking everyone up at 4am, there was no in between. But even when Mesh was away the whole concept of avoiding him was getting to be a joke now. Mixer and Redeye fell asleep quickly. Headshot didn't. The man he was trying to avoid was right behind him lying on the bed opposite. Or so he thought.
He heard someone get up and walk right behind him. One guess who it was. "Don't shake its only me." Headshot turned around scowling, "What to you want?" "I just wanted to say hi." Mesh put his hands up, "We don't really talk anymore." "No crap!" he hissed. Mesh frowned. "I mean you left me to bleed out in the middle of a medbay bleeding out." "I didn't know what to do I was stressed," he started pulling the puppy eyes, "Please forgive me for that." Headshot turned back around. He wasn't falling for this again. "Shot, please." "The last time I 'forgave' you I had a seizure from your punches." He was trying to act tough but he was scared kriffless. He couldn't even see him he could be about to knock him out- He did the opposite of what he expected.
Mesh jumped up onto his bed and tried to cuddle him?? "What the hell are you doing?!" "Please one more night." Headshot tried to push him off to the best of his abilities but couldn't because of his arm. Of course he wouldn't be able to throw him off that's why he's doing it. "Please just one more night. It's cold without you." Headshot just scowled at the wall. Stop playing the kriffing victim! "Fine." he said through gritted teeth, "I can't get you off so one. More. Night." Mesh nuzzled into his neck and put his hands up the annoyed clones shirt. Of course it wasn't going to be as simple as falling asleep OF COURSE
"Your stitches are well done." he quietly said, "much better than I could have ever done them." *Oh great here we go.* "That's why I really sent you to Kix I didn't want to hurt you anymore." *you're hurting me with your existance.* "I know why you left me. I'm a horrible boyfriend." he sounded upset. Headshot could have thought of an array of things to say to him in that moment but giving the conditions he decided to hold his tongue. Whatever he said would have dropped him in a sink hole. But the crocodile tears weren't working anymore. Headshot pretended he was asleep
The next morning Mesh was gone back in the medbay while Headshot was telling the others what happened. The pair of them were in a rage. "You let him do what?!" Mixer was furious. "Well it's not like I'm in a condition to throw him up the wall right now is it." Headshot 1 Mixer 0 Headshot sighed, "really I can't keep doing this anymore. I'm trying so hard to act tough in front of him but I can't." "But where would you go?" Redeye asked. "I have no idea." he face planted the table hard Kix couldn't help hearing it from where he was sat and moved to sit on the table they were on.
"uumm hi sorry to interrupt but I was wondering if you remember me from the medbay the other day. " he was suddenly losing ability to speak. "Well of course I remember you." his head shot up from the table; there might as well been floating hearts and stars above his head. Kix went bright red, "Well I overheard abit of your convocation about Mesh and I was just coming over to say one of the men we shared a room with went into a different battalion and we have a spare bed. If you need to change rooms or anything it would be OK if you moved in with us." "That would be great." his face lit up.
-later- "OK so that's your bunk at the top. This is Tup and Dogma." They both gave a friendly wave to him. Headshot smiled back, he missed slapping his friends with pillows but he was excited to make new ones and annoy them as well. Finally somewhere safe.
Also I has found blessed image.
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