The 501st and the 212th were on Satines ship. (y/n) was patrolling around with Rex around the ship because usually when Anakin is around at any time there's bound to be trouble and when senators are involved it's practically inevitable. Their men were patrolling the lower levels of the ship so the two of them were alone.
As they were walking by they heard a muffled argument behind behind one of the doors.
"The sarcasm of a soldier."
"The delusion of a dreamer."
Rex took off his helmet and put it underneath his arm, "they sound like an old married couple." he laughed.
"I think it's quite funny to be honest," (y/n) replied, "Obiwan and Satine, Anakin and Padmé,-"
"How the kriff did you Figure that one out?" he cut her off smiling.
"Some things are all too obvious." she grinned.
"I thought Jedi were supposed to follow the rules."
(y/n) blushed as he smirked and rolled her head, "Wellll at least one jedi on this cruiser does."
"And that jedi clearly isn't you." he kissed her on the forehead and wrapped his free arm around her waist.The three hatch mates Mixer Redeye and Headshot were patrolling the cargo area.
Headshot turned to the others, "we'll get through this faster if we split up."
"Agreed." Mixer replied, "you check the right, I'll do the middle Redeye and crack the Left."
"Got it." Redeye was about to walk off.
"Careful. Over there. It's dark."
It didn't take a genius to figure out they were both grinning.
"Yeah very funny Head." he rolled his eyes and walked away from the giggling pair.Just then, (y/n)'s comn went off. It was Cody.
"Sir could you and Captain Rex come down to the storage room please."
Rex silently groaned in annoyance.
"Alright we'll be right there." she answered and ended the call.
"Every kriffing time." Rex put his helmet back on and they ran Downstairs.
Headshot was worried now. Where were they?"Mixer come in. Redeye are you there?" Rex was trying to get a hold of them while Artoo was going haywire.
"that droids going mental." Cody was confused.
"Wonderful observation commander."
He hated her sarcasm.
"He has good reason. There's something seriously wrong here. Have your troops come back to the entrance and contact master Skywalker."Headshot was aimlessly running around the boxes trying to find his hatch mates.
"Headshot come back to the entrance."
He looked down at his comn. How far could he push it?
He didn't reply.
"Headshot that's an order."
Headshot sighed and started walking back, slowly. As he was walking he felt a drop fall on his Helmet.
"What?" Still walking he looked up.
Then he stepped on something.He came down and out of the lift with Hardcase.
"Alright meet what's the problem I'm missing-" Anakin looked over surprised to see Mixer and Redeye on stretchers in critical condition.
"They're gonna be alright aren't they!" Headshot was bent down over them with Kix.
"Thanks to you they'll be fine." he replied, "why were you there you were ordered back."
He looked up grinning, "I mean I was coming back."
Kix sighed and rolled his eyes, "Im glad you safe."
"Love ya to." he grinned more as the Medic freezed and went bright red.Soon Skywalker, (l/n), Rex, Cody, Hardcase and a few other clones were around the giant empty box.
"Well what have we here, looks like the contents of this box went missing."
"Or got up and walked away." Anakin speculated.
(y/n) leaned over to Hardcase, really smug, "Right up there with 'where there's a farm there's usually a farmer' "
Rex shot his head round arms crossed to glare at the giggling pair.
"Alright, fan out, separate squads. I'll contact Obiwan."A little into the search they heard a robotic scream.
"Found it."
They ran over to Anakin, (y/n) Force leaping, chopping the assassin droid in half with her lightsaber.
"The holy frick-"
"Wait the lift!"
Another assassin droid ran up the lift.
Not good.
Suddenly loads of small assassin droid spouted out of the mother's back.
"Youve got to be kidding me!" (y/n) groaned.
"Bring it on!" Hardcase shouted aiming his rotary blaster.(y/n) was with Cody and Rex trying to find the last few.
"Cody, Rex, (y/n), have you found anything?" Anakin came through the comn.
"All quiet over here sir." Rex answered.
"wait a minute." Cody wavered, going to pick up Mixers helmet and the last three jumped at them.
Anakin sliced one, (y/n) sliced the second and Artoo electrocuted the third on Rex's wrist.
"Thanks little guy." Rex said feeling his wrist and got up.
(y/n) turned to Anakin confused, "Where the hell did you come from?!"
"I was only on the other side of the room!" he replied, "Well we found the little ones, what about the mother?"
"Haven't seen it." Rex replied coolly.Not even a second later there was aloud robotic scream and the mother flew at (y/n), knocking her lightsaber from her hand and flew backwards onto the floor as it tried to impale her head.
"Can you see it now!?" she shouted narrowly avoiding its legs and force pushed it up the wall.
The droid bounced up the wall and Rex opened fire. It lunged for the young jedi again, trying to stab her with its front legs. As she was trying to wrestle and keep the knives at arms length, Rex charged at the droid, jumped on its back and spammed his pistols until it dropped and died.He immediately jumped off and pushed the metal scrap off (y/n)'s legs.
"General are you alright?" he said and gave her his hand to help her up, he was trying to act professional but his worry was clear.
She took his hand and got up.
"Yes I'm fine Captain, thank you." she smiled.
Rex looked down and noticed that there was a deep cut just underneath her left eye. Blood was starting to come out. He took her face in his hand and smoothed over the cut with his thumb.
"You aren't fine General youve been cut."
She looked at him in a sort of confused way. She wiped her cheek with her hand and looked down to see there was blood on it. There was blood on Rex's glove as well.
Anakin and Cody walked up, "How bass the cat Rex?" he asked.
"Pretty bad sir," he replied, "that droid got her pretty good."
"Right I'm going after Obiwan. Cody, you and Rex stay and get (y/n) patched up."
(y/n) opened her mouth to protest but Anakin stopped her.
"(y/n) this is a stealth mission and I can't afford to have you bleeding everywhere now stay here." he ran off.
"I'll go and get some medical supplies." Cody said and walked off to get them."Is it that bad!" she asked Rex nervously.
Rex took off his helmet, "yeah it's gonna need stitches," he wiped the blood off her face, "also you might be right about me needing context lenses"
She grinned, "Well I did try and tell you after ya walked into that pipe."(xD)
"hey it was dark." he grinned.
"yeah right." she sighed, "Why does this always happen to me!" The wound was starting to sting now.
Rex just smiled at her, "Your just that kind of jedi."
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Fun and games in the 501st
Fanfiction(2019 written then altered in 2024)Cazy stuff in the 501st your involved in.These are in no apparent order. Also your going out with Captain Rex. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 . All of this is just meant to be funny fanfiction