bts sickfics [completed]

Taehyung | Drunk

I wanted to post something else before I write part 2 if the Hoseok one just because I don't know how long it's gonna take, because I might make even more parts.

The Staples Center glittered with strobe lights, and the occasional army bomb. Jimin couldn't believe the impact they had. They didn't even win a Grammy, yet they were the selling point for the whole show. Almost everyone there was excited for BTS.

But the show was over, and they were being ushered off the stage, out of their performance outfits, and into cars that would take them back to the hotel.

He was doubled up in a car with Taehyung, and the moment they both got in their seats, they have each other 'The Look'.

'The Look' was a special glance that they had developed when they wanted to further celebrate their performance.

Jimin smirked and looked away, muttering,

"Drinks?"

Taehyung replied,

"Yeah,"

"Bar?"

"At the hotel,"

"Sir, yes sir,"

They were smiling the whole journey back.

When they got to the hotel, they realised they were the first ones back. As Jimin threw his stuff into his room, Taehyung called from the hallway,

"Hey Jimin? Jungkook and Namjoon are going out."

Jimin sighed in relief. They were the two most likely members to get concerned if they found out what the two were doing.

Once they were both situated in Taehyung's hotel room with a few too many beers at the ready, they put on some good music and let their mini after-party commence.

Rapping along and swigging his second beer for the night, Taehyung could feel the pleasant buzz of drunkenness coming on.

Jimin on the other hand, was trying to be at least a bit rational, calling quits when he had finished his fourth pint. But Taehyung had just finished chugging his fifth.

"Taehyungie, may- maybe you shouldn't drink 'nother one,"

Taehyung had another one.

Isn't six bottles too much? Thought Jimin.

Eh. Probably not, he assured himself in his tipsy state, and continued moving to the faint beat drifting in through the speakers (which were lying on their fronts after being knocked over during pint 3).

Half an hour later, Taehyung, who had been dancing whilst sitting down, hiccuped unexpectedly. Jimin giggled lightly at the cute sound, but then Tae did it again, this time groaning and holding his stomach afterwards.

Something about the way he did that snapped something inside of Jimin, sobering him up to some extent.

"Wait, Tae, are you gonna puke?"

Taehyung nodded slowly, hiccuping and gagging at the same time, and bringing his hand to his mouth slowly.

"J-jiminie," he moaned before he gagged again.

"Shit, shit, shit shit shit!" Jimin repeated in his own personal mantra as he stood up quickly, his chair screeching as it was shoved across the floor. He hoisted Taehyung up by his arms and half-dragged him to the bathroom.

Poor Taehyung had no sense to aim for something other than Jimin's feet in his own drunk state. He choked slightly, putting his whole weight unexpectedly on Jimin as he lost control of himself. Jimin wasn't expecting Taehyung to just completely tap out like that, which resulted in him losing grip on the boy.

Taehyung didn't even have time to gag before a stream of completely liquid vomit was forced from within him, that must have been at least 90% alcohol. The problem was that it landed on Jimin's socks. Jimin was beyond disgusted to say the least.

But despite the puke on his socks and the polished floors (thank god they were off the carpet) he dragged Taehyung to the bathroom, mumbling,

"See, Jiminie told you not to have another thingy,"

When Taehyung was safely positioned in front of the toilet, Jimin rubbed his back slowly in an attempt to ease Taehyung's suffering. He was doing a good job so far, for a tipsy person anyway.

He stopped rubbing Taehyung's back for a few moments to carefully take his dirty socks off, chucking them into the bin. He didn't want to wear those again no matter how many times they were cleaned.

Taehyung spluttered and groaned quietly when he caught a break. At that exact moment, which wasn't a very good time, Jungkook burst into the room, rushing to the bathroom.

"I sensed a disturbance in the force," he announced. In honesty he had just heard Taehyung retching and decided to investigate.

He dropped to his knees, asking Jimin what the hell happened at the same time. Jimin shrugged extremely hard and said in a singsong tone,

"I don't know, Kookieeee,"

Jungkook realised that the two must have had some drinks to celebrate, as he saw Jimin's drunken state. Jungkook lifted Jimin up in a fireman carry and took him into the hotel bedroom.

Jimin bounced slightly when Jungkook dropped him onto the bed. He pouted when he whined,

"I wanted to look after TaeTae!"

"No, you're drunk."

"M' not that drunk! You're a meanie!"

Jungkook closed the bathroom door behind him. Taehyung was almost asleep, cheek resting on his arm that was lay across the toilet seat. At least his cheek wasn't directly on the seat. Jungkook kneeled beside him, muttering,

"What have you gotten yourself into now, hmm?"

Taehyung seemed to have sobered up mostly; the alcohol was pretty much out of his system. He moaned and hid his face in his arm. Jungkook chuckled softly, and making sure to carefully avoid the vomit on the floor, he picked up Taehyung bridal style, a bit more gentle than he did with Jimin.

When he entered the bedroom, he saw Jimin sprawled out on his front with his ass in the air, completely knocked out. Jungkook laughed quietly when he noticed his face was smushed up against the foot of the mattress.

And he said he wasn't that drunk.

Taehyung woke up at the crack of dawn to a disgustingly sharp pain in his head, and groaned out loud before he opened his eyes. He instantly became hyperaware of Jungkook's thigh in his face, and secondly he noticed the position that the maknae line were in.

Jungkook was completely straight (unlike me lmaooo), but on his stomach, Jimin was spread across the two of them upside down with his face next to Taehyung's knee, and Taehyung himself was curled up and hugging Jungkook's leg.

He peeled himself away from the two of them and went to the bathroom to wash up. Then he noticed that the bathroom was completely clean. The only thing he remembered after coming back to the hotel was throwing up on the bathroom floor (and Jimin's socks). He was immediately grateful for the golden maknae.

"UUUUUGGGHHH," he heard from the bedroom.

Jimin was not a good person to be around when he was hungover, so Taehyung escaped to Hoseok's room for the rest of the morning.

Aight imma post the Hobi part 2 next but idk when