I'm a Villainess, But So What? Fuck Off.

Introduction

Smooth like butter, like a criminal undercover
Gon' pop like trouble breaking into your heart like that (ooh)
Cool shade, stunner, yeah, I owe it all to my mother
Hot like summer, yeah, I'm making you sweat like that (break it down)
(BTS: Smooth Like Butter)

I sang in my floating DJ booth created through magic. The beat of the low bass drums echoed in my room as I spun the electronic disks. Fuck those nobles! Let's party! I spun the disk again and started jumping up and down in excitement in my sweats, again, created through creation magic. The loud music and custom lights I fabricated prevented me from hearing the vexed Maria banging the door, asking me to let her in.

"Milady, milady! Miss! Miss! Young Miss! YOUNG MISS!" Her calls slowly became louder, and she eventually lost all patience and burst into my room, huffing and puffing.

Her originally curly red hair was sticking out everywhere, and I couldn't help but break into a fit of laughter when I saw her disheveled appearance through my VR lenses. Magic really is great, mimicking a concert from my past life exactly. I mused as I admired my new powers once more.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" I asked loudly with the black over-ear headphones still covering my head. After seeing her shouting repeatedly, trying to break through the booming music, I couldn't help but sigh and stop the music. In a different tone I commanded, [STOP TRANSMISSION], and immediately after, the ear-breaking sounds stopped. I took off my headphones, albeit in a very reluctant manner. I opened a portal to my space and through the headphones into the dimension half-hazardly.

I jumped off the floating DJ platform/lightshow and used air magic to slow my fall. After my three hour marathon of my past life's music, I momentarily forgot where I was and accidentally answered in English, "Hey Maria! Waddya want?"

"Sorry? Miss, what did you say? Ah, you must be speaking in that weird language again." She quizzically replied.

I facepalmed. "Sorry, my bad. So? Maria, what do you need me for on this fine day?" I tried again.

"Miss! Did you forget? You had a prior appointment with Young Master Athen 'on this fine day'." She responded sarcastically. After the statement, I almost fell to the ground. Ah, shit. I forgot about that.

I dashed to the restroom in a hurry, repeating the word 'shit' in my head as I threw the gray sweatpants and the t-shirt onto the floor in a hurry. Ah if I'm late to this Alden's sure to use this against me somehow. I bet I'll have to do one of those weird things again! After thinking about what Athen made me do last time, I immediately shuddered in absolute horror, causing me to go faster.

I could see Maria shuffling through my walk-in closet to try and find a proper dress, which I think broke the last straw. "Maria! No time!" I announced before combining my light and earth magic to fabricate a white and baby blue frilly dress.

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"Wahhh! Please save me, Brother! I promise I won't do such a thing again! I beg you!" I pleaded, tears in my eyes, but Athen's malicious and cunning smile still did not fade. 

I looked at Maria, my last hope, with imploring, glittering eyes, but she simply closed her eyes and turned her head the other way, humphing as she did with her red hair bouncing along with her. That's it~ this is the end for me~ Goodbye... cruel world...