Breath of Another World (BOTW Link x Reader)

Not painless

"For the last time; we weren't going to kiss!"

"Not even a little one?"

"No."

"Just a tiny peck?"

"Nu-uh."

"Not even a thought related to it?"

"No— wait, that's different."

"So you did think about it!"

"No! I didn't say that even for a moment!"

"Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys!" I groaned, shutting them up instantly. After Damia had interrupted mine and Link's heart to heart, even though it was pretty much over anyway, those two had been going at each other and it was starting to get annoying. I mean, Link didn't seem to hate Damia anymore, which was great. But now they're fighting like brothers which really wasn't needed. Especially as we were trying to see Damia off. I sighed and turned to Damia "Honestly, if you were jealous, you could've just asked for a kiss instead of teasing us about it."

Damia raised and eyebrow "Wait, really?"

"Yeah! I'm sure Link wouldn't have minded fulfilling your request."

"Wait a minute!" Both boys blurted, obviously against my suggestion. Snickering I shrugged, leaning my elbow on Damia's shoulder.

"Buuuuut, since you annoyed him a bit... he might not be as willing. Sorry dude."

"You know what, I'll live." He deadpanned, pushing my arm off him, "He's not my type, anyway."

Link suddenly gasped over dramatically, a hand to his chest "Damia! How can you say that, after all we've been through? I... I don't think I can ever heal from this..."

The white haired male groaned "Oh come on, not you too! If I knew I was gonna get ganged up on like this, I would've just left you guys to 'not' smooch."

Link and I shared a victorious smirk. Gotem.

"Aww, you know we love ya~" I cooed, going to loop my arms around the pouting boy's neck for a hug as Link hummed in agreement.

"And besides..." his smirk grew "You're rather pleasant to watch when you're annoyed."

"Did you just f*cking quote me?!"

His hands made finger guns, which he pointed at Damia with a quiet 'pew' sound "Bingo bongo~"

Oh my god! I've taught him well... He's growing up, I'm so proud!

Damia sighed and finally hugged me back, though he didn't lean down, so I could still see his face. Then, he smiled, "You two are a real piece of work. I suppose that's why you can't have one without the other. Well in any case, I'm happy you two have things figured out now. Or else I might have just locked you guys in a room until everything was resolved."

"You do know our Sheikah Slate allows us to warp, right?"

"No, I did not." He deadpanned at Link's claim "Because clearly I don't know enough about my ancestors' creations to know a stone can move metal, warp and— what else can it do?"

"Take photos, freeze things, make bombs and lift ice blocks from water." I listed with a shrug, earning a 'huh' from him.

"Maybe I really should've paid more attention during grandma Impa's stories... or at least read those books she gave me."

Honestly, Damia, big mood...

"Oh!" He suddenly gasped as he pulled away from me "Crap, my clients! Dang it, I need to get moving! How am I going to get there or time on foot, though...?"