Poohlet (Pooh x Piglet)

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(I know I just did a Winnie the Pooh ship like three Chapters ago, but I couldn't wait to do this)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

NO.

I'm gonna say this for the last freaking time, Winnie the Pooh isn't a Romance Novel. I don't understand how Winnie the Pooh fans can ship this.

Let me explain, the Winnie the Pooh Gang is a Family, not just any kind of Family, but a Family that consists of mostly Kids. I'm pretty sure the only ones with an Adult Mindset are Rabbit and Kanga. The rest of them have the Mindset of Kids or Teenagers. Piglet is that one kid that always gets scared (that was and still is me), Pooh is the kind of Kid that's always Hungry, Tigger is a Kid that eats way too much Sugar and Bounces all over the room, Roo is actually a Kid, Eeyore is a depressed Teen, Kanga is the Mom of the Group, Owl is that one really smart Kid that acts like he knows everything and Rabbit is a grumpy Neighbor that's always working in his Garden.

Am I beyond pissed? Yes. Will I give this Ship a really low Score? Also yes. Do I think that this is the worst Disney Ship? Well, definitely not, Marielic still exists.

1/10.

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