Johnlan (John Smith x Mulan)

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Yeah no.

I disapprove.

I would literally have Mulan with anyone else.

I would literally have Mulan with anyone else

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Okay maybe not anyone else.

Aaaaghhh, I take it back this is a decent ship

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Aaaaghhh, I take it back this is a decent ship. I hate this Planet, I'm calling Thanos.

So, now that this is looking like a decent ship, I still don't like it.

Just because Marielic exists, doesn't mean we should all just Universally agree to like Helsa, they're both bad just at different Levels.

I guess John Smith is kinda adventurous like Mulan, but that's about it. At first he'd probably be pretty racist towards her too, which granted Shang was sexist towards her in the beginning, and both of these things would probably change over a short time, since both have shown the Ability to change their views on the World.

You know what? Maybe my problem with this Ship is that they aren't compatible, it's probably because I don't like John Smith very much and I think Mulan deserves better than him. Yes, as of right now, I am the hummingbird, Flit.

This ship actually reminds me of Butasha, their relationship would be completely pointless, last for a week, and after that experience John Smith would probably go to Greece to date Hercules. That's probably what would happen. Then after that half of their Friends would turn to dust and Mulan would have to convince Robin Hood to throw her off a Cliff.

Okay maybe not the best example.

3/10, Brutasha would probably receive a similar Score, but I'll never talk about that again so...

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