There are weird, cute, stupid and the worst of the worst: the ships that I create. In this Book I'll rank some Disney Ships on a Scale from 1-10.
Started: September 8th, 2019
Completed: May 22nd, 2020
(Anyone who liked the Movie Maleficent should not read this Chapter, I will make you really mad, apologies.)
Not gonna lie, the one Element of the Maleficent Movie I didn't actively hate was DIABLO. I will NEVER call him Diaval, it's a dumb name, and you should've just stuck with Diablo. I feel like DIABLO kinda has an interesting Background, being a Crow that's actively turned into a Human Slave by Maleficent and all. The Aurora we see in the Maleficent Movie, on the other Hand is a sickly sweet oblivious bland piece of Cardboard. These two are just not compatible.
Also, I would like to point out that he practically raised her, since the Fairies were another Element of the Movie they Butchered. So, that technically makes him Auroras Father. Now, at this point most of you would point out King Stefan, the guy on the right:
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Well, according to the Maleficent Movie he's a Genocidal Maniac, so I think Emo Crow Boy would be a better Father Figure.
Also, the age difference is weird. Also, why does he never Age. By the end of the Movie he looks exactly the same as he did at the beginning of the Movie, which is like twenty years.
Since they're technically Father and Daughter, and even if they're not, it's still kind creepy that he raised her, and he's A CROW, this ship gets a -10000000000000/10
Wow this Chapter was just me ranting about how much I hate Maleficent.
