YOU ARE READING

Opinions on Disney Ships

Random

There are weird, cute, stupid and the worst of the worst: the ships that I create. In this Book I'll rank some Disney Ships on a Scale from 1-10. Started: September 8th, 2019 Completed: May 22nd, 2020

#aurora #belle #disney #disneymovies #disneyvillains #frollo #loki #marvel #mulan #pixar #princess #shipping #ships #texttospeech #winniethepooh

Alanie (Aladdin x Genie)

586 26 16

by little_april_shower

by little_april_shower

whatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ckwhatthef#ck

Yes dear reader, this exists.

So let's talk about the fact that Genie tries to get Aladdin laid for the majority of the Movie.

Literally Aladdin's first wish is to become Royalty so that he can seduce a hot fifteen year old girl. That is probably the least gay thing he could've done in that situation.

Genie on the other Hand says things like "Not that I wanna pick out Curtains" or "Y'know I would've kissed you, but you're really not that pretty" (both of these were after Aladdin drowned). Also then there's Prince Ali where Genie spends 90% of it talking about how great this guy is, who's really not that great of a guy if we're being honest. It contains lines like "Now try your best to stay calm", "Prince Ali, fabulous he" "Are you gonna love this guy!" "Prince Ali! Mighty is he!" "Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa! That physique, how can I speak, weak at the knee." And "Come and meet his spectacular coterie!" I could not think of so many good things about my Friends, but I can list Millions of reasons as to why Elsa is a beautiful and why everyone should respect her.

So Genie is gay, or at the very least Bi, and Aladdin is the straight, I can say with 100% Certainty that he's not gay or bi or pan.

Oh and let's not forget the fact that Aladdin puts his own happiness above Genie being free, which is not how you build up a Healthy Relationship.

3/10

Also now that there are...

Way too many variations of the Genie, I propose that we give each one their own name, instead of calling them all Genie. Will Smith should be called Willie, Annapantsu should be called Annie, James Monroe Jamie, Chi-Chi Chinie, Elsie Lovelock should remain as Elsie, Ne-Yo Ne-Yonie, Man on the Internet... Manie, and 8-Bit... Eightie. Robin Williams will remain as Genie, seeing as he was the original. There, done.