Opinions on Disney Ships

Murabi (Mufasa x Sarabi)

They seem like a happy married Couple, so that's great.

So uh, the problem is that Mufasa might be a little to Dead-ish for her Taste. I mean, don't get me wrong, Necrophilia exists, but that's kinda gross and Sarabi really doesn't seem like the type.

Then there's the other option of her and Mufasa staying married via Clouds, but seems a little too long distance, don't ya think? Also how are you gonna make out with Clouds.

Then there's problem number two. At the beginning of the Movie, there are only three Lions and one of em's a Cub, so who's the one making the.. other Cubs. Is Scar in charge of that? I doubt it, none of the Cubs in the Movie look or act Emo! It has to be Mufasa, usually the Leader is in Charge of stuff like that anyway!

So, I know what you're thinking: "They're Lions who fcking cares?" I'll tell you who cares! They care! Throughout the Movie they've established themselves as this overly sensitive Tribe, with a little something that doesn't exist in Nature: an understanding of right and wrong.

Here's an example, a Antelope is being chased by a Lion, who's in the wrong? No one. While it might be fun to side with the Antelope, the Lion needs the Food to survive. The Antelope is justified with running away, but the Lion needs Food. Both situations are justified, because if the Antelope doesn't run, he'll get chomped by a Lion, and if the Lion doesn't get the Antelope, he will literally starve.

No right or wrong.

Then Disney comes along and says: "Yeah we ain't doing that sht" *Circle of Life intensifies*

Immediately there's this whole thing about Scar being a Monster for killing Mufasa, when really that makes him a normal Lion. He earned his position as ruler, deal with it and stop bawling, you're Lions for gods sake! Now, because of this, I feel like they would 100% be upset when they're mate goes to create more offspring with another Lion.

I'm surprised this Pride survived so long.

Case and point: Mufasa definitely "cheated" on his Wife at one point, and their relationship deteriorated because of it.

5/10 most of this was spent talking about how moronic the Pride is wow