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Spider-Elsa (Spider-Man x Elsa)

What? You've never heard of the Spider-Man and Elsa Videos? Congratulations! You've lived a great life and I'm about to ruin it.

So basically, a few years ago, these Videos with Spider-Man and Elsa as like boyfriend and girlfriend appeared on YouTube, and they're like really bad, there's this one where Spider-Man spanks Elsa's ass to wake her up and she puts this Clothespin on his- in the crotch area. Keep in mind, these Videos are for Kids.

Now, this is like really weird, World War 3 is about to happen and that still isn't as bad as these Spider-Man and Elsa Videos.

Now, here's the thing, if these creepy Videos didn't exist, then this Chapter would probably go the following:

"Yeah, this is pretty out of nowhere, but I eventually got used to the Peter and Loki ship, and Elsa is basically a nicer version of Loki. It's still out of nowhere, but it gets a 6/10."

However, these Videos exist, and forcefully make this Ship horrible. Why would I ship Elsa and Peter if all they're gonna do is drink out of the Toilet and prank each other? Also, is it really this hard to make good Content? Wattpad fan fiction Writers with poor punctuation and horrible Grammar could do a better job than whoever makes these.

In fact, as a horrible Wattpad Fan fiction Writer with poor punctuation and horrible Grammar, here's a horrible short Story that is somehow better than these Videos:

"So, how are things going with the Avengers?" Elsa asked Peter. He had been pretty distant lately, and she just wanted to stir up a Conversation. But, since Peter was always busy saving the day, the only time when they got to have a Conversation was at Dinner.

Peter sighed. "Oh it's going.. fine." He replied with no hint of Emotion in his Voice.

"Peter, I know you're lying, don't try to lie to the Daughter of the God of Mischief and Lies, it's a bad idea." Elsa replied while eating a Slice of her frozen Pizza.

He stared at his Pizza before looking up at Elsa. "It's just that- oh forget it, I'm going to bed." He stood up and was about to walk away with the Pizza before Elsa stopped him by freezing his Foot to the ground.

"Peter face it, we need to talk eventually, and personally, I don't wanna bottle up my Emotions anymore." Elsa said in a soothing Voice.

Peter looked down at his Foot. "I can't."

Elsa sighed. "Why not."

"I've got cold feet."

Elsa put her Face in her Hands. "I hate you, I actually I hate you."

"The feeling is more than Mutual Ma'am." Peter replied with a grin.

Elsa rolled her eyes. "Stop with the Pop Culture references and tell me what's going on."

"Okay well, we barely get to see each other with all my Avengering, and on one Hand, I want you to join because you have a lot of fighting experience, on the other Hand, I don't want you to get hurt, I could never forgive myself in something even remotely bad happened to you." He explained, making Elsa feel a little flustered.

"You want ME to join the Avengers?"

Peter looked at her in confusion. "I mean yeah, why not? You have Control of your Powers, you can fight pretty well and you would be the most competent Person at the meetings we have with Fury, with you being Royalty and all that."

Elsa blushed and walked over to him. "Is the rest of the team okay with me joining?"

"Yeah we discussed that like a thousand times already."

Elsa smiled. "Well then, I'd really like to join."

Peter gave her a look of disapproval. "Elsa, no-"

"Elsa, YES." She said with a smirk while cutting him off.

"I regret showing you those Memes." Peter scratched his Head. "I just don't want you to get hurt-"

Elsa cut him off once again. "I wear Bullet, Fire and Stab proof Ice Clothing, I think I'll manage."

Peter looked down and nodded. "Alright you can join, just be extra careful and don't get too involved."

Elsa grinned like crazy and hugged him. "Thank you." She whispered in his ear.

"You're welcome, now can you unfreeze my Foot?"

Elsa chuckled and thawed the Ice that surrounded Peters Foot. She affectionately tapped him on the nose and sat back down.

Peter smiled. "Actually, I was wondering if you wanted to watch a Movie?"

Elsa shrugged. "I don't really know any Movies that wouldn't completely shatter the Reality the Author built up, I mean, any Disney, Pixar or Dreamworks Movie is off the Table, we're in the MCU, so no Marvel, no Star Wars either."

"Why is Star Wars off the Table?" Peter questioned, he wasn't about to let his Girlfriend insult Star Wars.

"The Author decided to make Kylo Ren my Brother for some reason."

"Ooookkkaayy." Peter replied. He was pretty confused. "What about that Anastasia Movie Fox made?"

"Nope, Anastasia is Nats Great Grandma in this." Elsa pointed out.

"Seems like the Author is throwing a lot of unnecessary information and dragging the Story on."

"So... do you just wanna watch the Simpsons Movie?"

"Yeah."

This is basically the worst Story on Wattpad, and it's still better than the Videos.

3/10